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Army Tank Pool Float

$99.00

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

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Army Tank Pool Float SQUIRT GUN; The Pool Punisher pool float is the first ever inflatable tank with an inbuilt water cannon that blasts up to 50 feet; Dominate the pool this summer with swimming pool accessories that command respect; Our giant pool toy fits kids, teens and even thrill seeking adults
STRONG; Pool Punisher water toys feature rock solid design, engineered from ultra durable vinyl; Our pool floats for adults, teens and kids are crafted to be super tough, withstanding the most rowdy playtimes; If you need pool toys for teens and adults that will hold up under any conditions, trust only the Pool Punisher.

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

Pimple Popping Toy

$15.80

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$22.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

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Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980.00

Move over King Kong, there’s a new top great ape in town! This incredible orangutan costume looks so realistic it’ll have people at the party thinking you just time-traveled from a Planet of the Apes-like alternate future.

Judgmental Maps

$21.47

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Ring Indoor Cam

$59.99

Get piece of mind while you’re away from home by keeping a watchful eye over the place using the Ring indoor cam. Its compact design allows it to easily fit virtually anywhere so that you can get real time notifications and stream live HD video to your phone.

The Cooling Fan Necktie

$29.45

Stay breezy throughout the long workday by topping off your corporate ensemble with the cooling fan necktie. This stylish and functional tie is embedded with a small USB powered fan that you can conveniently control with an “on/off” switch.

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Pillow Cup Holder

$34.99

The Cup Cozy Pillow is the key to keeping all your essentials close by when you’re lounging around. This must-have for the living room or bedroom comes with four large cup holders in addition to a center slot that is perfect for a remote or reading glasses.

49 Port USB Hub

$160.00

Charge every single electronic device in your household simultaneously with the 49 port USB hub. Once you plug this hub into your PC, you’ll have ample room to fit and plug in every USB powered device you can get your hands on.

Weighted Blanket Sensory Sack

$29.95

Help calm down and improve the mood of kids with ADHD and autism with this weighted blanket sensory sack. This helpful product is silky smooth to the touch and will provide the ideal amount of stretch so that it’s snug without feeling constricting.

Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

$99.99

Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.