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Baby Lobster Costume

$22.91

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

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They’ll be precious in this adorable baby halloween costume.
Baby lobster costume features a red satin lobster body which has elastic at the top and bottom for easy on and off.

Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

$16.99

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$16.99

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

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Backyard Crystal Dome

$13,636.00

Turn your yard into the ultimate camping spot with this backyard crystal dome. The dome will allow you to hang out under the stars while keeping you and your fellow adventurers protected from the elements.

Beauty And Beast Pillow Cases

$29.95

Embrace the reality of your relationship with these Beauty and The Beast pillow cases. Fitting to her soft and graceful personality, her pillow case comes with a sublimely written ‘Beauty’ moniker to let her ‘Beast’ of a man know which side he belongs on.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$11,995.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Super Mario Refrigerator Magnets

$21.99

Add some color and life to your dull fridge using these vibrant Super Mario refrigerator magnets. Each .75 x .75 inch magnet is modeled after iconic characters, bad guys, and props from the Super Mario universe so that you can create your own custom levels.

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$20.00

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

$169.99

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Hair Growing Helmet

$599.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

The Waterproof Packable Backpack

$119.99

This waterproof packable backpack from Catalyst is a traveler’s best friend. This great hiking pack comes with breathable mesh shoulder straps and is made from an ultra durable nylon fabric that will prevent water from penetrating and soaking all your gear.

Fidget Spinner Knife

$34.77

Slicing open your hand has never been easier or more fun than with the stress relieving fidget spinner knife. This 2-in-1 device comes with ceramic bearings that make it spin effortlessly while concealing a small but razor-sharp 3″ Japanese steel blade.

Batman Sleep Mask

$29.88

Give your mundane naps a bit of superhero flair by covering your peepers with this Batman sleep mask. This 3D sleep mask features a unique contour design around the eye cavities for zero pressure on the eyes and nose as you slumber.