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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Money Filled Soap Bar

$16.99

If bribing is your thing, there’s no better way of getting junior to bathe than with money soap. This ingenious soap contains either a 1, 5, 10 or 20 dollar bill that becomes available once the soap is all used up – your kids will be begging you to let them shower and wash their hands.

Mini Construction Building Materials

$43.95

Give your cubicle some blue-collar charm with these mini construction building materials. You’ll keep boredom at bay for hours by using these mini super realistic materials for everything from tiny construction projects to fun stacking games.

iLUX Smart LED Flood Lights

$52.41

Change the entire look and feel of your patio at the touch of a button by outfitting your home with the iLUX smart led flood lights. They can be controlled independently from each other, come with 8 preset modes, and offer countless color options.

Chewbacca Can Koozie

$9.99

Transform your beverage into a pint-size thirst quenching Wookie by placing your drink inside this Chewbacca can koozie. Made using premium faux Wookie fur, the koozie comes accented with Chewie’s iconic belt and is designed to fit most 12 ounce cans.

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Light Up Bow Ties

$24.99

Make your formal wear pop during the night by accenting your dapper suit with one of these light up bow ties. This custom accessory is outfitted with a vibrant glow wire around the edges that shines bright for over 12 hours.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Extreme Jumping Stilts

$298.00

Leap higher than you ever thought possible by strapping on these extreme jumping stilts. These acrobatic stilts are specially designed to allow for a wide range of athletic maneuvers while soaring up to sixteen feet in the air!

At Home 3D Printer

$199.99

Unleash your creativity and make your ideas come to life with the at home 3D printer. This remarkable printer allows you to print 3D objects of pretty much anything you can imagine. You’ll never have to buy another gift again, because now you can print it instead!

Dragon Incense Burner

$30.37

Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$34.95

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

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Glimmering Loot Light

$15.00

This glimmering loot light will bring a bit of gamer-inspired glow and style to your personal space. This handmade geeky gem crafted from PLA plastic requires minimal assembly and even comes with a button-cell battery-operated light strip.