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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Human Skull Fireplace Logs

$49.95

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.

JBL Party Box 300

$499.95

Kick your fiesta into high gear by giving it a kickass soundtrack with help from the JBL PartyBox 300. This high power portable wireless Bluetooth speaker features a playback time of 18 hours and lets you to connect up to 2 party speakers so that you can really raise the roof.

Emergency Water Container

$34.95

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.

Holographic Halloween Decorations

$14.99

Transform your humble abode into a haunted mansion with these holographic Halloween decorations. Once your insert the disc into your projector, your home will be flooded by a series of life-like spirits that float around to terrify anyone that walks by.

The Portable Blade-Less Fan

$14.99

These portable blade-less fans are the fun and fashionable way to beat the heat this summer. These USB-powered fans come in a range of vibrant color schemes and feature a blade-less design that makes them ideal for small kids.

Multi-Tool Stylus Pen

$19.99

Easily carry around a drawer’s worth of useful tools by making this multi-tool stylus pen part of your EDC. This versatile multi-tool features a solid aluminum construction and comes with nine different tools including a bottle opener, a saw, and a window breaker.

Reusable Licorice Straws

$9.99

Make drinks for appealing for the kiddos with these reusable licorice straws. These colorful and tasty-looking straws are made from a tough food-grade silicone that’s durable, flexible, and even heat resistant which makes them perfect for both hot and cold beverages.

Death Star Floating Speaker

$211.76

Listen to your favorite tunes like a loyal Imperial by blasting them out of this Death Star floating speaker. Inspired by the Empire’s most destructive weapon, this Bluetooth enabled speaker can go for 8 hours on a single charge and glows in the dark.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$20.99

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

$6.97

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.

GoldenEye 007 Watch

$19.99

Become the proud owner of the Swiss Army knife of watches when you acquire one of these GoldenEye 007 watches. It makes a great gift idea for James Bond fans, Nintendo 64 gamers, or even international spies who love watches with hidden abilities.

Glow In The Dark Bumblebee Blanket

$26.99

Transform your little bedbug into his favorite Autobot by covering him up with this glow in the dark Bumblebee blanket. This brilliantly designed blanket will not only keep him warm and cozy, but comes with two glow in the dark accents that double as a fun night light.

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