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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$7.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit

$279.95

Why settle for a store-bought R/C car when you can build your very own with this Traxxas TRX-4 sport kit? The kit comes with everything required to build your very own rugged R/C ride – including a transparent body, a chassis, and a detailed step-by-step manual.

The Secure Smart Mailbox

$399.00

Keep your new purchases safe from would-be thieves by placing the secure smart mailbox right outside your home. This life-saver will ensure that any package delivered to your home when you’re not there will remain safe and sound until you arrive.

Slice Of Bread Cat Bed

$11.98

This bread slice cat bed will be like a little slice of heaven for your tired kitty cat. This comfy pet bed measuses 15.8″ x 15.8″ x 2.8″ and comes with a cleverly designed washable and removable bread slice cover that’ll add style and humor to any part of your abode.

NFL Football Pillow

$20.95 $9.68

Watch the big game in utmost comfort by plopping your head down on this NFL football pillow. This comfy suede pillow comes with a fun and realistic single-sided design that makes your pillow look like a square shaped football.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$9,203.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$19.99

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

Hair Brush Safe

$15.95

Ensure your cash remains safe by hiding it in plain sight inside this hair brush safe. This seemingly run-of-the-mill hair brush comes with a hollowed out body that is ample enough to discreetly store up to thirty rolled up bills, making this a must-have for your next trip.

Car French Fry Holder

$12.95

Munching on your deep fried potato sticks while you’re driving just got a whole lot easier with this car french fry holder. This multi-functional car accessory will fit perfectly in your car’s cup holder so that you can easily snack without making a mess.

Big Box Of Ladybugs

$19.99

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.

The Laundry Lasso

$14.99

Keep your laundry room smelling as fresh as your newly washed clothes by preventing mildew from forming with help of the Laundry Lasso. It allows you to keep your washer’s door slightly open yet out of the way to prevent mold, mildew, and bad odors from forming inside.

Inflatable Planetarium Projection Dome

$1,400.00

Create a starry nighttime sky in the middle of the day by setting up this inflatable planetarium projection dome. Available in three different size options, the dome includes an air blower, PVC floormat, and everything else necessary to get it up and running.

The Interactive Smart Dog Toy

$99.00

With the interactive smart dog toy you’ll be able to keep Sparky cheerful and entertained even if you’re not home. This high-tech little toy can either interact with your pooch by itself, or you can control it remotely via the Whickedbone app on your smartphone.

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