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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$7.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Modern Glass Cereal Bowl

$19.29

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.

Dog Leotards

$45.99

Keep your precious pooch from shedding all over your home by dressing him up in one of these snazzy dog leotards. They’re lightweight, breathable, and are available in a range of sizes and colors so that you can find the one that’s perfect for your canine.

Levitating Surround Sound Speaker

$75.99

This sleek levitating surround sound speaker adds instant ambiance in more ways than one. This Bluetooth speaker will not only provide rich, crisp sound but also some quaint ambient lighting. It’ll be a sure-fire conversation piece with all your guests.

Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit

$228.99

Make your humble abode feel a little more magical by beautifying it using this fiber optic star ceiling kit. You’ll be able to transform any dull room into a star-studded out-of-this-world masterpiece that you can customize with your favorite color.

At-Home Blue Light Acne Treatment Device

$149.00

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

TMNT Shredder Cheese Shredder

$17.49

Shred your blocks of cheese like a ninja using the TMNT Shredder cheese shredder. Having been the inspiration for the fearsome villain of the Ninja Turtles, this is unique cheese grater comes outfitted with a handle shaped like the dastardly Shredder.

Aurajet Shower Head

$89.00

Turn your next shower into an enthralling experience by upgrading to the Aurajet shower head. The halo design is full of small openings that are specially positioned to create a criss-cross pattern that expands coverage without sacrificing water pressure.

Netgear Next Gen Nighthawk Routers

$399.99

These next-generation Nighthawk routers from Netgear are designed to keep up with our technology driven lives. This line of new routers will boast WiFi 6 technology which will reportedly deliver up to 4x better performance than the previous generation.

Collapsing Outdoor Firepit

$34.99

Set up a roaring fire virtually anywhere you go with the collapsing outdoor firepit. It features an innovative design that is composed of a series of folding legs and a special rollable stainless steel anti-heating net that keep the fire elevated above the ground.

Unicorn Skeleton Lawn Decor

$54.99

If you’ve ever been curious about the anatomy of a unicorn wonder no more! This eye-catching plastic unicorn skeleton lawn decoration measures 3.5-feet long and will definitely help make your home look creepier than ever on All Hallows Eve.

Oculus Quest All-In-One VR Headset

$399.00

Journey into and explore the virtual world from the comfort of home by placing the Oculus Quest VR headset over your eyes. Requiring no smartphone or PC to run, it utilizes 4 wide-angle sensors to track your position in real time without the use of external sensors.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$349.00

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

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