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Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.
Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.
These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.
Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.
This retractable umbrella backpack will ensure you stay nice and dry when a shower catches you off-guard. Designed to provide superior protection for photography gear, it also comes with a handy umbrella that you can easily whip out in rainy or sunny weather.
Avoid feeling overwhelmed during your long and hectic workday by getting lost in this rheoscopic fluid planet. Each tiny planet is filled with a mixture of unique liquids that combine to create mesmerizing patterns and effects when the ball is shaken or bounced.
Whether you’re on the job or out in nature, the 5.11 compact tactical axe is a must-have. Despite its compact size, it comes equipped with a range of useful and lifesaving tools ranging from a pry bar to a waffle textured-hammer head, and razor sharp blade.
Change the entire look and feel of your patio at the touch of a button by outfitting your home with the iLUX smart led flood lights. They can be controlled independently from each other, come with 8 preset modes, and offer countless color options.
Get on the path to a healthier lifestyle with help from the Polar Ignite personal fitness watch. Apart from performing typical functions like tracking your heart rate and sleep, this waterproof timepiece also comes with GPS and even a handy workout log.
Experience what it’s like to be rich enough to be able to sleep on your money when you lay on the hundred dollar bills bean bag chair. It’s puffy, extremely comfy, and comes designed to look like a fat stack of Benjamins – a must-have for any aspiring baller.
Comfortably grow your favorite veggies all year round without making a mess using this self sustaining aquarium garden. The kit comes with everything necessary to transform any 10 gallon tank into a lively ecosystem.
Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.
Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.