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Candy Charcuterie Tray

$30.00

Skip the meats and cheeses and go straight to the good stuff by snacking on this candy charcuterie tray. This delectable cavity-inducing platter comes filled with enough types of colorful gummy goodies to send you on a sugar high for the ages.

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Candy Charcuterie Tray – Sweet Explosion – Candy Platters are handmade and designed to include a variation of delicious candy, sour gummies and chocolate. Custom candy, colors and number options available for a specific birthday or occasion. Order for your own party, or send as a gift. Trays are stacked with something for everyone.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

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Tactical Glass Breaker Knife

$8.42

Channel your inner Rambo when you venture into the wild equipped with the tactical glass breaker knife. This rugged survival knife comes in a sturdy spring assisted sheath and features a razor sharp 3.5″ surgical steel blade ideal for hunting and camping.

Clue 3D Luxury Edition

$269.99

If classic board games are your thing, you’ll go wild for this Clue 3D luxury edition. Instead of playing on a dinky old 2-dimensional flat surface, this beautifully crafted game board will give you an up close and personal view of each room in the luxurious manor.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$59.97

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

Beer Pong Hat

$15.86

Add a challenging twist to your favorite drinking game by turning your head into a moving target when playing beer pong. This inflatable beer pong hat allows you to play anytime, anywhere without needing a bulky table. It also doubles as an excellent college graduation cap.

Water Saving Modern Shower Head

$119.00

Cut down excess water use in your home by outfitting your bathroom with this water saving modern shower head. This efficient and sleek shower head’s square design allows for ultra-wide coverage while using 28% less water than standard shower heads.

Artisan Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife

$60.40

This artisan forged steel Thai moon knife is unlike any other piece in your knife block. It’s hand crafted in Thailand by skilled artisans from carbon steel which holds a sharp edge better than stainless steel and comes in a stylish bamboo case.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$2,052.54

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$29.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Super Mario Refrigerator Magnets

$21.99

Add some color and life to your dull fridge using these vibrant Super Mario refrigerator magnets. Each .75 x .75 inch magnet is modeled after iconic characters, bad guys, and props from the Super Mario universe so that you can create your own custom levels.

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Backyard Crystal Dome

$13,636.00

Turn your yard into the ultimate camping spot with this backyard crystal dome. The dome will allow you to hang out under the stars while keeping you and your fellow adventurers protected from the elements.