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Candy G-String

$9.99

Drive your partner wild by appealing to their sweet tooth with this delectable candy G-String. These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

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These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

NFL Football Pillow

$9.68

Watch the big game in utmost comfort by plopping your head down on this NFL football pillow. This comfy suede pillow comes with a fun and realistic single-sided design that makes your pillow look like a square shaped football.

Swisschamp Xavt Pocket Knife

$399.95

Ensure you always have the right tool for the job at hand by equipping yourself with the Swisschamp Xvat pocket knife. This ultra versatile tool boasts a high quality steel construction along with a slew of tools with over 80 functions.

The Semi-Automatic Power Screw Driver

$79.00

With the semi-automatic power screw driver in your arsenal, you’ll never again have to waste time looking for the right bit. It contains two bit cartridges that are pre-loaded with 12 bits, allowing you to effortlessly switch between them depending on the job.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,938.42

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Stuffed Waffle Iron

$99.00

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

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Open Hand Fireball Launcher

$154.99

Launch face-melting bursts of flames that’ll leave your audience in awe using this open hand fireball launcher. Made with discretion in mind, the compact size makes it easy to conceal and it can also shoot up to two fire balls simultaneously.

Touch Sensitive Plants

$8.99

If you think plants don’t have feelings then you’ve never encountered a touch sensitive plant before. These bashful Mimosa Pudica plants lie still while left alone, but as soon as they feel your touch, the plant comes to life in beautifully mind-blowing ways.

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

$500.00

Prepare for intergalactic warfare by suiting up in this Halo ODST body armor costume. This fan-made costume is hand crafted from urethane resin and EVA foam so it’s lightweight and can be customized to fit your exact measurements.

Spherical Food Converter

$169.99

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Reverse Peephole Viewer

$42.94

Assess potential threats inside an unknown home by giving it a quick once over using this reverse peephole viewer. By placing it over the peephole you’ll be able to scope out the place so that you know what you’re getting yourself into.

The Cuddling Pillow

$49.00

Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.

Air Powered Arrow Rifle

$1,103.99

The line between assault rifles and cross bows just got blurrier thanks to the Crosman Airbow. This 8 shot air bow fires fully sized arrows out of a rifle style gun at speeds of 425 FPS and can be easily operated using just 2 fingers.