$8.50
Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.
The ergonomic base is outfitted with a board cushion, massage ridges, an anti-skid ring, a catnip container, and a multi-purpose massager that’ll leave your cat in ecstasy.
Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.
Marvel at the majesty of our cosmos by placing this galaxy in a crystal ball on your desktop. This 2.4″ diameter laser engraved crystal sphere depicts a spiral galaxy as seen from a great distance, making this a great accent piece for any science geek.
Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that will allow you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!
One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.
Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.
Whether you’re out in the wild, at the job site, or facing off against the undead, arm yourself with the CRKT tactical axe. This mighty axe is forged from 1055 carbon steel with a 4.5-inch blade and topped off with a solid Tennessee Hickory handle.
Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.
Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.
Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
Give your feline friend a fortified base of operations with the cardboard tank cat playhouse. This fully colored tank is remarkably easy to assemble and makes for a cozy and compact nook for your kitty cat to hang out in while plotting his next move.