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Cat Face Massager
$8.50
Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.
Description
The ergonomic base is outfitted with a board cushion, massage ridges, an anti-skid ring, a catnip container, and a multi-purpose massager that’ll leave your cat in ecstasy.
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