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Cat Face Massager

$7.80

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

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The ergonomic base is outfitted with a board cushion, massage ridges, an anti-skid ring, a catnip container, and a multi-purpose massager that’ll leave your cat in ecstasy.

Bug Catcher Vacuum

$9.31

Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.

Fidget Spinner Knife

$34.77

Slicing open your hand has never been easier or more fun than with the stress relieving fidget spinner knife. This 2-in-1 device comes with ceramic bearings that make it spin effortlessly while concealing a small but razor-sharp 3″ Japanese steel blade.

Deadpool vs The World Party Game

$17.98

Have fun at the expense of your favorite loud-mouthed merc by spicing up your shindig with the Deadpool vs. The World party game. Players take turns filling in the blanks on each of the graphic cards that depict Deadpool in a series of strange and unsightly situations.

The Smart Curtain Robot

$19.00

Make your day-to-day life easier by automating your curtains with the smart curtain robot. Even if your home is 100 years olds, it can still easily be installed in 30 seconds without any screws, nuts, or bolts and is compatible with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa.

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DIY Moss Art Kit

$30.00

This DIY moss art kit is the perfect way for the crafty do-it-yourselfer in your life to bring a little beauty into their home. The kit includes everything from art supplies like paintbrushes and a glue gun to a variety of naturally preserved mosses and ferns.

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

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Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

$449.99

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

Planet Plates

$27.27

Pay homage to our planetary neighbors while you chow down by using these colorful planet plates. Made from food-safe and FDA-approved materials, each vibrant plate depicts each of the planets in our solar system – except poor ol’ Pluto.

Sledgehammer Battering Ram

$446.02

Smash your way through virtually any obstacle you encounter using the sledgehammer battering ram. The inventive design incorporates multiple tools into a simple and incredibly versatile package that you can carry with ease.

Folding Bedside Shelf

$19.89

Stop losing stuff in your giant blackhole of bed sheets by placing your things on this folding bedside shelf. No assembly required – it comes with convenient cord holders along the sides and provides enough space for phones, wallets, and tablets.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!