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Cat Face Massager

$8.50

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

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The ergonomic base is outfitted with a board cushion, massage ridges, an anti-skid ring, a catnip container, and a multi-purpose massager that’ll leave your cat in ecstasy.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$118.19

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

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Sword Handle Umbrellas

$22.00

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a waterproof warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

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The Holy Meme Bible

$16.95

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup

$22.90

Start living healthier by cutting out the sugary drinks and drinking more water using this brain tricking fruit flavored cup. The ingenious design gives the cup a fruity aroma and sweet taste – thereby fooling your brain into thinking it’s drinking delicious fruit juice.

Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

$158.01

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

Gun Cylinder Pen Holder

$36.95

This gun cylinder pen holder is the perfect addition for the desk of any organized firearm enthusiast. It accommodates up to 6 different writing utensils and sports a solid heavy duty cast aluminum construction which makes it a great paper weight as well.

Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade

$45.99

Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these life size hidden blades are officially licensed.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$31.45

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

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Mini Tabletop Fireplace

$44.99

Enjoy a campfire classic from the comfort of home by preparing it on this mini tabletop fireplace. Apart from adding atmosphere and creating warmth, this practical and stylish tabletop accessory is the perfect place to whip up some tasty s’mores.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$65.00

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

Benchtop Angle Set Knife Sharpener

$49.95

Keep your cutlery and tools razor sharp at all times using this benchtop angle set knife sharpener. The tri-abrasive rods boast fine grit diamond and extra fine ceramic surfaces and allows you to sharpen at 5 different angles.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$19.76

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.