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Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$2,734.86

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

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Not since the grande gargoyles of Notre Dame has a giant chimera been created as large as this grande, cathedral-scale beast!
Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand and perfect for your home or garden.

.50 Caliber Bullet Casing Shot Glasses

$14.99

These .50 caliber bullet casing glasses give a whole new meaning to taking a shot. Each set comes with a pair of 2-ounce ceramic shot glasses that are expertly styled to look like .50 cal bullet casings, making them an ideal addition for your home bar or man cave.

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$18.19

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Family Blankeez

$7.99

Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box. These prank gift boxes are both clever and humorous. The Blankeez Prank Pack is a joke gift box for disguising your gift! Have fun and surprise the whole famile on Xmas.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$25.49

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.

Stackable Shoe Box Drawers

$130.94

Reclaim your closet’s limited floor space by keeping your vast shoe collection organized in these stackable shoe box drawers. They feature a transparent design for maximum convenience and can easily be stacked on top of one another to save space.

Glow In The Dark Beer Pong Set

$25.99

Turn a routine night of binge drinking into an epic alcohol chugging affair by playing with the glow in the dark beer pong set. The cups, balls, and table all feature a blindingly bright neon border that makes them glow for a clever way to play at night.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Hanging Tent Platform

$699.95

Cowards need not apply to spend a night sleeping in the hanging tent platform. This suspended domicile makes a great resting spot for the weary and experienced mountain climber that has no qualms in spending the night hanging from a vertical mountainside.

Spry Waterproof Drone

$999.00

SPRY is the waterproof drone that will conquer both land and sea! This versatile little drone is capable of capturing 4K/30fps videos and 12MP photos all while having the ability to travel underwater or fly through the air at speeds of up to 43 miles per hour.

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ICEE Slushie Making Machine

$138.99

There’s no better or tastier way to beat the heat than with an ICEE Slushie! Now with this ICEE machine, you’ll be able to make this American classic right at from the comfort and convenience of your home’s kitchen!

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$19.99

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$75.50

Wet counter tops will become a thing of the past once you upgrade to this over-the-sink dish drying rack. The ingenious and practical design allows the runoff water from the wet dishes to drip back into the sink so there is no wet mess for you to clean up afterwards.