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Forearm Blade Sword

$29.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

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A replica of the weapon used in the video games BloodRayne and BloodRayne II, this Vampire full-tang arm blade sword looks and feels great.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

The Cozy Weighted Blanket

$179.00

If you’re the type who doesn’t like to sleep alone, the cozy weighted blanket is just for you! This 100% organic cotton wool blanket weighs 25 pounds which makes it feel like you’re constantly getting hugged by this snuggly blanket – resulting in a comfy night’s sleep.

Sparkling Galaxy Roses

$12.99

What better way to show your better half that your love for them will never die than with these gorgeous sparkling galaxy roses? While natural flowers eventually wilt and die, these stunning and vibrant handcrafted roses will live on forever.

Jiobit Real-Time Location Tracker For Kids

$129.99

Keep a tab on your kids, no matter where they run off to with the Joibit real-time location tracker. This durable and water-resistant tracking device will allow you to easily view your child’s location via the app on your smartphone.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$24.99

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.

Wine Bottle Puzzle

$30.59

The wine bottle puzzle makes the ideal gift for the boozy puzzle enthusiast in your life. This beautifully constructed medium difficulty puzzle consists of 2 wooden pieces and a locking device that prevents the bottle from being opened until the puzzle is solved.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$49.99

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$40.44

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

The Pimple Vacuum

$25.99

Keeping your face blemish-free is easier than ever with the pimple vacuum at your disposal. The vacuum’s suction will gently remove blackheads and dead skin while also helping combat acne, grease, and wrinkles for a more radiant appearance.

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

$19.95

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

Anti-Gravity Water Droplet Air Purifier

$119.99

Improve air quality while treating your eyes to a stunning visual display by setting out this anti-gravity water droplet air purifier. Apart from purifying the air around you, this piece creates an incredible anti-gravity effect that sends tiny water droplets traveling upwards.

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$858.95

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

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