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Pirate Shack Tree House

$18,000.00

Yarr, matey! Set sail for fun and adventure aboard this pirate shack tree house! Sitting atop a hand-sculpted concrete base, the ship that’s complete with everything from powder barrels to a crow’s nest boasts features like a secret hatch, swings, monkey bars, and more!

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Arrrgh, Beware of Pirates! Another Pirate shack tree house sitting on one of our hand sculpted concrete tree bases weighing in at 1800lbs. Comes with swing and monkey bar package. Secret hatch, pirate theme décor, signage, crows nest, mast pole, rigging, weathered sail, powder barrels, cannon balls, tiki torches and pirate flag. Shack has ships wheel, sight glass and cannon port hole flaps and much much more!

Workaholics Bear Coat

$165.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

The Trump Presidential Wall Game

$29.99

Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!

Giant Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$19.30

Transform yourself into a whimsical creature when you’re cooling off at the pool by laying out on this giant butterfly wings float. The wings are divided into four air chambers which not only makes them easier to inflate but also makes air leaks less likely.

Carbon Fiber Wallet

$85.00

Keep your cash and ID safe from the outside world by placing them in the RFID blocking carbon fiber wallet. The introduction of CF-Lex technology allows carbon fiber to be bent and reformed into this sleek and ultra durable wallet that is three times stronger than steel.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

Washable Keyboard

$41.33

This washable keyboard is ideal for those who like to snack while they’re on the computer. Any time the keyboard gets too dirty, you can simply hand-wash it and dry it off until it’s good as new, making this a must-have for homes with kids.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

$15.49

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

JBL Party Box 300

$999.99

Kick your fiesta into high gear by giving it a kickass soundtrack with help from the JBL PartyBox 300. This high power portable wireless Bluetooth speaker features a playback time of 18 hours and lets you to connect up to 2 party speakers so that you can really raise the roof.

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$17.68

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

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Custom Geeky Wedding Cake Toppers

$120.00

Turn your delicious cake into the focal point of your special day by accenting it with one of these custom geeky wedding cake toppers. These hand made works of art are customized with all types of characters from popular geek culture like Star Wars and Nintendo.