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Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

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A set of shining gold playing cards to make everyone feel super rich. Whether for everyday or for a party, this set of playing cards will give style, making everyone feel wealthy!

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$30.00

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$25.00

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

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Black Spider-Man Symbiote Suit

$117.00

Become the embodiment of everyone’s favorite web-slinger by suiting up in this black Spider-Man symbiote suit. This amazing costume is made of a stretchy and skintight elastic fabric that facilitates movement while showing off your superhero-like physique.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Tactical Coffee Mug

$149.00

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

Blanket Fort Building Kit

$14.00

With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.

Smartphone Phone Screen Magnifier

$1.00

Instantly enhance your smartphone viewing experience by inserting it into this retro styled phone screen magnifier. Simply insert your smartphone into the side of this classic box styled television set to enjoy your content on a eight inch screen.

Stained Underwear Wallet

$18.99

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$100.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.

Dragon Incense Burner

$30.37

Melt your stress away by creating a soothing environment with this dragon incense burner. After the incense is lit, the smoke backflow gives the illusion that the exceptionally crafted fire breathing dragon has come to life as smoke flows out of its nostrils.