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Garden Claw Gloves

$8.99

Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.

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Garden genie gloves with 4 Built-in durable ABS Plastic Claws on each hand, Easy to dig and plant without hand tools in gardening work!

The Magical Makeup Eraser

$20.00

Easily erase all your makeup using nothing more than a bit of water and the magical Makeup Eraser! One side of this machine washable cloth erases all your makeup – even waterproof mascara – while the other side of the cloth exfoliates your skin.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$13.28

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Buttocks Lifting Hip Workout Machine

$32.49

Get the toned booty of your dreams without wasting countless hours at the gym with this buttocks lifting hip workout machine. The unique U-shape goes over the buttocks to provide electrical stimulation that will tighten and firm your hips and butt.

Emergency Breathing System

$39.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

75 Years Of DC Comics Book

$157.80

Celebrate 75 Years of DC Comics history by perusing through this fascinating book. The book showcases over 2,000 original illustrations, photographs, and film stills along with year-by-year timelines and in-depth essays chronicling the company’s history.

Camping Cube Tent

$186.99

This camping cube tent transforms your breezy canopy into a cozy shelter in mere seconds. This 10′ x 10′ shelter latches onto an existing canopy and comes with a large entry door with a screen to keep out bugs, 3 pockets for power cords, and even a doggy door.

The Fart Filter

$6.99

Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.

Stainless Steel Keycaps

$14.99

Keep your most frequently used keycaps from fading by replacing them with these stainless steel keycaps. These quality keycaps are incredibly wear-resistant, will allow backlighting to shine through, and are designed to fit most mechanical keyboards.

Wrap Around Sneakers

$119.00

Slip into these wrap around sneakers and the way you look at footwear will change forever. The lightweight design lets you wrap the shoes around your feet just like a bandage, instead of forcing them to conform to the shape of traditional shoe soles.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

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