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The Unbreakable & Reusable Juice Box

$9.99

The unbreakable and reusable juice box is a heaven-sent for parents who are constantly cleaning up spills. Made from 100% BPA-free plastic, this scratch-resistant 10-ounce container features an easy-to-open and close design that minimizes drips and spills.

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Made from 100% BPA-free plastic, this scratch-resistant 10-ounce container features an easy-to-open and close design that minimizes drips and spills.

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Sparking Heel Skate Wheels

$18.37

Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$135.95

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Reverse Peephole Viewer

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Assess potential threats inside an unknown home by giving it a quick once over using this reverse peephole viewer. By placing it over the peephole you’ll be able to scope out the place so that you know what you’re getting yourself into.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.00

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Coin-Sized Tracking Device

$12.00

Keeping track of your everyday possessions is easier than ever when using this coin-sized tracking device. This app-assisted device allows you to easily view its location and/or quickly ring it to locate a missing phone or wallet instantly.

Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$29.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

Black Diamond Knife Block

$99.00

The black diamond knife block brings a touch of style to your kitchen without sacrificing on performance. It features an eye-catching hollow three dimensional geometric base that can house up to eleven kitchen knives.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

The Indoor Sausage Grill

$74.00

No need to go through the hassle of firing up the grill when you have the indoor sausage grill at your disposal. This neat kitchen appliance allows you to efficiently and simultaneously cook up to five sausages to perfection in just ten to fifteen minutes.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$36.89

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$21.99

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

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