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Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

$54.99

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

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Discretion is of the utmost importance for those who serve as first responders, on the battlefield, or in any tactical situation. Being able to keep your knife on hand at all times can often mean the difference between life and death, a fact that was not lost on Gerber when designing the Ghostrike.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$835.48

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

The Cooling Fan Necktie

$29.45

Stay breezy throughout the long workday by topping off your corporate ensemble with the cooling fan necktie. This stylish and functional tie is embedded with a small USB powered fan that you can conveniently control with an “on/off” switch.

Vitamin C Shower Filter

$59.50

Keep your skin looking radiant by equipping your shower with this vitamin C filter. This filter infuses your shower water with a dose of vitamin C to help neutralize the water’s chlorine content and improve the condition of your skin and the texture of your lovely locks.

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Chicken Leg Socks

$9.98

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$56.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Vitamin Vape Cartridges

$39.00

Quit wasting your time with antiquated fruits and veggies – now you can inhale your vitamins with these vape cartridges! These nicotine and calorie-free cartridges deliver a healthy dose of B12 to your bloodstream in mere seconds.

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Magnus Incog Water Gun

$24.00

Executing a sneak attack on your unsuspecting victim will be easier than ever when armed with the Magnus Incog water gun. It features a deceptive design that looks nothing like your traditional water gun and can blast a steady stream of water up to 32-feet away!

Finger Touch Light Bathroom Mirror

$34.43

Add some charm and ambiance to your bathroom by installing this finger touch light bathroom mirror. Crafted from high quality silver backed glass, this sleek mirror is surrounded by a dimmable LED that you can easily switch on and off with just a touch of your finger.

Giant Allium Giganteum Flower Seeds

$4.50

Watch your garden take on an other-worldly appearance once these giant allium giaganteum flower seeds bloom. Upon blooming, the tall and sturdy green stock gives way to a cluster of small colored flowers that combine to form a giant and incredibly beautiful flower sphere.

Personal Fitness Watch

$208.49

Get on the path to a healthier lifestyle with help from the Polar Ignite personal fitness watch. Apart from performing typical functions like tracking your heart rate and sleep, this waterproof timepiece also comes with GPS and even a handy workout log.

Peacock Projection Light

$23.98

This peacock projection light will transform any plain wall into a brilliant work of art. This creatively designed night light will emit a spectacular multi-colored plumage of light that you can conveniently customize with a handy remote.