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Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$29.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

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Description

Head and Hands are Posable Perfect to Position them in a Sinister, Ghostly Manner! Hook attached to Head for Simple Hanging.
Zombie Jaws and Scary Teeth Give the Appearance of Ghastly Laughter!
Great for Greeting Trick-Or-Treaters, or Visitors to Your Haunted House! Hang from a Tree, on your Porch, or in Your Living Room!
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Pickup Truck Bed Unloader

$138.99

This pickup truck bed unloader is the immensely helpful accessory that will unload your haul in record time. No matter what you’ve loaded onto your ample truck bed, with this easy-to-install device you will be able to unload the entire cargo in just 30 seconds!

Minimalist Cuckoo Clock

$211.65

Give your house a more homey feel without the added kitschiness by hanging up the minimalist cuckoo clock. This quaint little wall-mounted clock features a simplistic yet stylish design that will look great in any modern home.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$15.70

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

World’s Most Powerful Flashlight

$27.99

The world’s most powerful flashlight emit’s a beam so bright you’ll have full visibility in total darkness. Powered by 3 AAA batteries, it features a CREE XM-L U2 LED bulb covered by an ultra-clear tempered glass lens designed to deliver an incredibly bright beam.

A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

$169.99

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

Activated Charcoal Men’s Face Wash

$24.99

Keep your beautiful mug looking radiant with this activated charcoal men’s face wash. This deep cleanser is made with soothing natural ingredients that won’t irritate the skin and will help fight against blackheads, acne, and eliminate excess oil.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

The Manual Hand Drill

$19.99

When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.

Star Wars AT-AT Dog Costume

$18.79

Make your dog look like a Star Wars AT-AT with this geeky and highly detailed dog costume. This concept dog costume will make all the other pooches in the neighborhood jealous this Halloween.

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Stuffed Chewbacca Plush

$149.99

Spend quality time with your favorite Wookie by plopping down on this stuffed Chewbacca plush. This far-out jumbo plushie unfastens to reveal a spacious 30-inch pillow in the form of Chewbacca that will be perfect for lounging around on.

How Not To Be A Dick

$13.99

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.

Judgmental Maps

$14.09

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.