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Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$29.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

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Description

Head and Hands are Posable Perfect to Position them in a Sinister, Ghostly Manner! Hook attached to Head for Simple Hanging.
Zombie Jaws and Scary Teeth Give the Appearance of Ghastly Laughter!
Great for Greeting Trick-Or-Treaters, or Visitors to Your Haunted House! Hang from a Tree, on your Porch, or in Your Living Room!
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Levitating Skull Light

$34.69

Give your bedroom or workplace a macabre ambiance with this spooky levitating skull light. This eerie night light employs the use of magnets to make the skull levitate and create a freaky spectacle as it spins over its circular base.

Extreme Vehicle Protection Bag

$297.49

Help keep your pride and joy in pristine condition by shielding it from the elements with the extreme vehicle protection bag. Designed to withstand hurricanes and flood conditions, the bag provides excellent 360-degree coverage for unsurpassed protection.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$15.99

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

$18.99

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$5.37

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$11.23

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$82.45

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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Tarantula Bedding Set

$39.99

Nothing will guarantee a restful night’s sleep quite like sleeping wrapped up in these tarantula bedding set. Each piece of this microfiber set sports a massive and very detailed depiction of a tarantula, making this a fabulous addition for any arachnophobe’s room.

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

$499.00

Ensure you get the day started off on the right foot – even if you’re not a morning person – with the coffee brewing alarm clock. Every day you’ll awaken to the glorious aroma of roasted beans being freshly brewed into a piping hot cup of coffee to get your day going.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

The Deep Tissue Massage Gun

$99.95

Blast away tension and knots with the deep tissue massage gun. This compact and easy to handle device is powered by an extremely quiet and potent burshless motor and offers 20 different vibration speeds for convenient customization.

Plexus Back Pain Relief Wheel

$99.97

Relieve debilitating back pain in as little as 5 minutes a day by using the Plexus back pain relief wheel. Available in 3 sizes, this useful tool will help alleviate discomfort by releasing pinched nerves, reduce bulging discs, and restore the natural curvature of the spine.