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Halo ODST Body Armor Costume

$500.00

Prepare for intergalactic warfare by suiting up in this Halo ODST body armor costume. This fan-made costume is hand crafted from urethane resin and EVA foam so it’s lightweight and can be customized to fit your exact measurements.

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Description

This is a vacuum formed Costume Armor Kit of the Halo ODST, as seen in the video game Halo 3: ODST. This product is a fan creation and is not affiliated with Microsoft or 343 Industries.

LED Ice Cubes

$13.50

Get the party started from the moment you serve the first drink with the LED ice cubes. These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

Bath Tub Wine Glass Holder

$13.95

Wash away the stress caused by a hectic day by making bath time a little more enjoyable with the bath tub wine glass holder. The suction cup sticks securely onto porcelain or tile and can accommodate both stemware and cans.

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Subwing Underwater Glider

$149.99

Soar through the sea like a distant cousin of Aquaman when you grab hold of a Subwing underwater glider. It’ll gracefully pull you along at up to 4 knots so that you can enjoy the amazing underwater vistas while traveling at depths up to 32 feet below the surface.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

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Glow In The Dark Glitter

Make your next art project one that will grab the eye by incorporating some of this glow-in-the-dark glitter into it. This chunky glitter comes in two equally eye-catching varieties: glow in the dark blue and purple iridescent glitter.

Instant Language Translator Device

$163.19

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

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Cat Paw Oven Mitts

$19.99

Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.

Amazon Alexa Smart Glasses

$179.99

Effortlessly stay connected with these Amazon Alexa smart glasses. Designed for all-day wear, these lightweight specs give you hands-free access to Alexa so that you can hear notifications and alerts or place a call without having to pull out your phone.

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Not My Job Stamp

$10.99

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

Stained Underwear Wallet

$15.99

Keep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.

Scare Box Spider Prank

$6.85

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.

Finger Feet

$6.60

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.