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TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$429.99

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

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Why should I buy a Taser over a Stun Gun?
– The Taser weapon is equipped with neuromuscular incapacitation which will immobilize an attacker.

Are Taser devices rechargeable?
– Only the Taser StrikeLight is rechargeable. However, the batteries on all other Tasers are user replaceable and provide enough energy for many uses.

Do the probes need to hit a specific area to be effective?
– Tasers will work anywhere on the body. As long as current is flowing through muscles, the attacker will lose control of said muscles.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$24.50

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

Hands-Free UFO Raincoat

$11.66

The hands-free UFO raincoat may look silly, but while everyone else is struggling to juggle their bags and gadgets and their umbrella, you’ll be getting the last laugh. The bold design will keep you high and dry and is available in both kids and adult sizes.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$19.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Amazon Smart Oven

$249.99

Take the hard work out of cooking by preparing your tasty meals using the Amazon Smart Oven. It boasts a temperature probe to help you cook your meal to perfection, voice control, comes with over 30 presets, and can be used to warm, cook, air fry, or microwave.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Two Person Umbrella

$65.00

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$20.80

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Beauty Recharge Magnetic Mask Kit

$23.79

Fight the ravages of time and keep your complexion radiant with this beauty recharge magnetic mask kit. The unique formula and magnetic tool that come in the kit work together to visibly lift away surface impurities so your skin feels soft, smooth, and recharged.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

$29.98

Not all fairy-tales have a picture perfect beginning, and now you can honor those tumultuous times with the reluctant groom cake topper. This cake topper makes light of the groom’s cold feet and serves as undeniable proof of who really wears the pants.

Build Your Own Video Game Kit

$18.55

Education and gaming combine when building video games with the Bloxels kit. This app-assisted kit uses a specialized gameboard and colored blocks to help design and create every aspect of the video game – from the levels to the main characters.

Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$269.00

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

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