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HP ENVY 34″ Curved All-In-One PC

$1,999.99

The HP ENVY 34″ curved all-in-one PC is perfect for the modern home. It comes with features like a hybrid storage setup, an incredible ultra wide monitor, and comes with Amazon Alexa built-it so that you can conveniently control your smart home.

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THE PERFECT HOME COMPUTER: With the world’s widest curved All-in-One and Amazon Alexa built in, you can experience immersive entertainment and control your smart home without touching a mouse
AMAZON ALEXA: Just ask and Alexa can check your calendar, create lists, answer questions, play music, control your smart home and much more

Speedo Hydro Shredders

$99.95

These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$19,995.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Modular Smart Lighting Panels

$199.99

Give every room in your home its own unique color scheme and ambiance using these modular smart lighting panels. Each kit comes with 9 LED panels that you can mount – onto the wall or ceiling – in any shape you wish to create visually stimulating designs.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$59.97

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

Coiled Wax Candle

$38.25

Light up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.

The Ultimate Grill

$1,848.99

Level up your barbecue game by upgrading to the ultimate grill. This meat-grilling-beast boasts three separate and well ventilated cooking chambers, each with a built-in thermometer so that you can grill and smoke your favorite cuts to perfection.

Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover

$14.99

Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you’re driving around town.

Floating Island Raft

$479.99

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to Mother Nature and will comfortably accommodate up to six people.

Sonic Bomb Ultra Loud Alarm Clock

$34.99

Bombard your eardrums every peaceful morning by placing the Sonic Bomb ultra loud alarm clock on your nightstand! It displays pulsating lights, emits a fairly loud 113 decibel ring, and will produce a powerful bed-rattling vibration that will ensure you get up on time.

Vintage World Map Wall Mural

$29.90

Give any room in your home a sophisticated and cultured ambiance using this vintage world map wall mural. The mural comes in eight separate pieces for easy installation so you can place it on virtually any wall in your home.

Bloody Footprints Floor Clings

$7.93

Terrify guests when they walk into your Halloween party by decorating your home with these eerie bloody footprint floor clings. They’re styled like realistic bloody footprints, hand prints, and an blood spatter that’ll make your home look like a gruesome crime scene.