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Inflatable Fishing Boat

$162.00

Execute an impromptu fishing trip whenever the mood strikes with the inflatable fishing boat. Featuring a padded seat, adjustable backrest, and bottle holders – you can fish in utter comfort without having to spends thousands on an expensive boat.

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Backpackable float tube with adjustable shoulder straps for easy carrying!
Hydrodynamic hull shaped for superior tracking and steering!
Thickly padded seat and adjustable backrest and 2 fishing rod holders!

Calculus For Infants

$12.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

Pac-Man Lamp

$46.95

This amazingly designed Pac-Man lamp is perfect for adding some quaint ambient lighting to your game room. Styled like the iconic video game character, this little lamp is capable of emitting 12 retro Pac-Man sounds and can be controlled via a handy remote.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

LOL OMG WTF Wine Glass

$10.28

No matter what mood you’re in, the LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered. Each line in this comical wine glass is designed to help you decide how much vino to pour depending on what type of day you’ve had and how ‘relaxed’ you want to feel.

Wood Fire Portable Pizza Oven

$284.99

Whip up gourmet restaurant-quality pies from your yard or the campsite using this wood fire portable pizza oven. This affordable and quality oven features an ample 12.5″-wide x 13.5″-deep cooking surface and is compatible with either gas, charcoal, wood, or pellets.

Inflatable Planetarium Projection Dome

$1,725.00

Create a starry nighttime sky in the middle of the day by setting up this inflatable planetarium projection dome. Available in three different size options, the dome includes an air blower, PVC floormat, and everything else necessary to get it up and running.

Emergency Breathing System

$18.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

Thanos One Piece Swimsuit

$29.99

Create a riot of universe-ending proportions when you go to the beach by showing off your hot bod in this Thanos one piece swimsuit. It features a scoop neckline along with wide shoulder straps and is emblazoned a very close-up portrait of the Mad Titan himself.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$40.80

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

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Nicolas Cage American Gothic Pillow

$16.83

This Nicolas Cage American gothic pillow is simultaneously glorious and terrifying. This superb addition for the home mashes up the iconic American Gothic painting with beloved thespian Nick Cage to bring a unique conversation piece into your home.

Beer Pong Cup Ball Catcher

$14.99

Keep your precious beer unsoiled until the moment it touches your lips by protecting it with these beer pong cup ball catchers. Designed to fit 16 and 18 ounce disposable cups, they slide over the mouth and prevent that dirty ball from ever falling into the beer.