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Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$149.99

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

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The SUMO TUBE is the world’s only freestyle towable that you wear!

The Magnetic Gym Towel

$39.99

Keep your sweat under control during your workout with the magnetic gym towel close by. It’s made from an eco-friendly eucalyptus fabric, comes with a mesh pocket, and also a removable magnet that allows you to conveniently hang it on the machine you’re using.

Emergency Water Container

$75.00

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.

Inflatable Fishing Boat

$198.80

Execute an impromptu fishing trip whenever the mood strikes with the inflatable fishing boat. Featuring a padded seat, adjustable backrest, and bottle holders – you can fish in utter comfort without having to spends thousands on an expensive boat.

Dual Shot Basketball Arcade Game

$309.99

Bring some good old arcade fun to your humble abode by setting up this dual shot basketball arcade game. It features a solid steel frame construction and comes with 10 different games and 6 audio options – perfect for solo play or facing off against an opponent.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$56.06

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

10-in-1 Emergency Survival Gear Kit

$18.99

Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$9.47

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

Judgmental Maps

$19.79

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

Smart Floor Door Lock

$299.00

Turn your home into an impenetrable fortress by upgrading to the Haven smart door lock. This reinvented smartphone connected lock is crafted from steel, glass reinforced nylon and aluminum to keep out any and all intruders using an anchored deadbolt-like system.

Plexus Back Pain Relief Wheel

$99.97

Relieve debilitating back pain in as little as 5 minutes a day by using the Plexus back pain relief wheel. Available in 3 sizes, this useful tool will help alleviate discomfort by releasing pinched nerves, reduce bulging discs, and restore the natural curvature of the spine.

Game Driven RGB Lighting PC Speakers

$176.16

Enhance your viewing experience with these game driven RGB lighting PC speakers. Each of the two compact speakers come with built-in RGB LEDs that project a dynamic glow of light based on what’s playing on your screen.

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.