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Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit
$149.99
Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.
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The SUMO TUBE is the world’s only freestyle towable that you wear!
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Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$249.99Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
The Gift Of Nothing
$22.22This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
Dual Jet Bath Spa
$69.99Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed.
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
$10.99Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.
The Portable Blade-Less Fan
$11.97These portable blade-less fans are the fun and fashionable way to beat the heat this summer. These USB-powered fans come in a range of vibrant color schemes and feature a blade-less design that makes them ideal for small kids.
The Cuddling Pillow
$49.00Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.
Real Piranha Fish Display
$104.99Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.
Cooling Fan Jacket
$99.99Who needs central AC when you can walk around with this cooling fan jacket? This innovative and functional piece is waterproof, anti-UV, breathable, and is fitted with 2 small fans which pump cool air into the interior so that you can remain nice and breezy throughout the day.
Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel
$25.00Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.
Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs
$24.99Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.
Ice Barrel Bathtub
$1,199.99Enjoy the health benefits of ice baths by purchasing this ice barrel bathtub for your home. This cold therapy device is made from plastic so it’s durable and easy to maintain, making it an excellent addition to the home of any athlete.
Open Hand Fireball Launcher
$145.00Launch face-melting bursts of flames that’ll leave your audience in awe using this open hand fireball launcher. Made with discretion in mind, the compact size makes it easy to conceal and it can also shoot up to two fire balls simultaneously.
Buzzing Pain Blocker
$1.00Take some of the sting out of getting a shot with the buzzing pain blocker. This ingenious device – invented by a physician and pain researcher – uses a specialized and pain free method to confuse the nerves and trick the brain into not feeling sharp pain.
Sweet Retro Neon Sign
$58.91Effortlessly add color and style to any dark corner of your home with this “sweet” retro neon sign. The sign features a professional quality design with rich color that shines bright without straining the eyes, making it a perfect addition for home bars, man caves, and more!
Roller Coaster Costume
$88.34Halloween is sure to be a wild ride when you and your closest chums dress up in roller coaster costumes. Once you and a few friends are safely strapped into your costumes, you’ll create the illusion that you’re aboard a thrilling amusement park ride.