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Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$149.99

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

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The SUMO TUBE is the world’s only freestyle towable that you wear!

Shot And Chaser Shot Glass

$5.37

The shot and chaser shot glass enables party goers and alcohol enthusiasts to seamlessly transition from shot to chaser in one fluid movement. Cut on lag time and minimize the strong taste of alcohol so you reach ‘blackout drunk’ levels in no time at all.

The Plant Urinal

$5.99

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

Animated Tear Apart Tina

$39.99

Ramp up your home’s creepiness factor by placing this animated tear apart Tina doll on display. This demonic doll looks like a possessed little girl with haunting eyes that will pierce your soul as she says “My dolly wasn’t nice to me. Are you going to be nice to me?”

The Fart Filter

$5.99

Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.

Cathedral Gothic Gargoyle Statue

$2,848.86

Give your porch, garden, or patio a more regal feel by decorating with this imposing cathedral Gothic gargoyle statue. This 140 pound statue measures 46″ x 45.5″ x 74″ and is hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high-quality designer resin.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$22.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

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Waterproof Socks

$19.39

Keep your feet high and dry when you venture into the wild by slipping into these waterproof socks. Available in a range of colorful and stylish designs, each pair is 100% waterproof yet is breathable in order to ensure maximum comfort while you’re trudging around.

Faux Denim Pajama Pants

$20.98

Stay looking cool and stylish – even when you hit the hay – by jumping into a pair of these faux denim pajama pants. They’re made from 100% cotton and fitted with a stretchy elastic waistband to provide ultimate comfort while you slumber and lounge around the house.

Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$122.75

Impress your dinner guests with your meal presentation skills by placing your delicious rolls on this sushi boat serving tray. These quaint commercial quality boats are crafted from durable bamboo and available in sizes ranging from 16.5″ to 47.5″ in length.

110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$15.56

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

Bonsai Red Maple Tree Starter Kit

$18.99

Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.