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Nirvanson Shirt

$9.60

Show what a hardcore music fan you really are by strutting your stuff in this Nirvanson shirt. The shirt depicts a black and white image of the seminal ’90s grunge trio along with their name, making it an excellent addition to any rocker’s wardrobe.

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Description

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Microsoft Pro Intellimouse

$68.18

Whether you’re looking to game or work, the Microsoft Pro Intellimouse is perfect for the job. This ultra precise and responsive mouse features an ergonomic design for maximum comfort, an upgraded tracking sensor for improved gameplay, and even customizable buttons.

Giant Butterfly Wings Pool Float

$19.30

Transform yourself into a whimsical creature when you’re cooling off at the pool by laying out on this giant butterfly wings float. The wings are divided into four air chambers which not only makes them easier to inflate but also makes air leaks less likely.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$2.25

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

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Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$16.50

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

Passive Aggressive Notes

$8.87

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

The Pet Stroller

$439.95

Give your fur baby a load-off while you’re out-and-about by having him hop inside the pet stroller. It features a tri-wheel design to provide stability along with a heavy-duty cabin with a spacious interior and a weight capacity of 110 pounds.

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99

Proclaim yourself sheriff and restore order in the work place by arming yourself with the Model 1911 rubber band gun. This handmade walnut and hard maple semi-automatic piece sports an all-wood construction and can hold and fire up to six rubber bands.

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$15.00

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

The Camping Rocket Stove

$86.49

Level up your culinary game at the campsite by preparing your meals on the camping Rocket Stove. In just five short minutes, this heavy-duty accessory quickly goes from a box to a fully functional wood-burning stove top that you can set up virtually anywhere.

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LED Face Changing Mask

$90.00

Give off some major Matrix vibes with this LED face changing mask. The possibilities for luminous looks are endless with 2000 LED bulbs that respond lightning fast to various presets, image uploads, sounds, touch, and more.

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Real Piranha Fish Display

$104.99

Marvel at one of the strangest and most terrifying creatures on earth by adding this real piranha fish display to your collection. This museum-quality display comes in a double-walled glass frame that allows you to view the specimen up close from every angle.

Amazon Smart Plug

$24.99

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.