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Judgmental Maps

$11.51

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

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Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”

Propane Fire Pit Coffee Table

$1,999.99

This propane fire pit coffee table will add instant ambiance to your patio. This stylishly designed propane fire pit coffee table also comes with two corner chairs, two middle chairs, and a pair of oversize ottomans to complete your outdoor living room.

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$115.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Rick And Morty Monopoly

$42.93

Buy, sell, and trade your way around the universe by sitting around the table for a rousing game of Rick and Morty Monopoly. You and five of your closest glip glops will take an interdimensional journey as everyone makes their way around the game board.

Amazon Alexa For Your Car

$49.99

Make the most out of each drive by making Alexa your co-pilot using the Amazon Echo Auto. This handy device allows you to easily perform a myriad of activities from choosing your favorite tunes to voice-controlling your home from your car.

Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

$16.99

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$16.98

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

Nomatic Travel Bag

$279.99

Who says a carry-on can’t hold all your stuff? The Nomatic travel bag features a brilliant functional compartmentalized design that allows you to pack up to 7 days worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories inside a truly compact package.

The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

$0.68

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.

Hydrogen Reactor Portable Fuel Cell

$89.00

Keep your electronic devices juiced up when you go off the grid by keeping them charged using the hydrogen reactor portable fuel cell. The double hydrogen core design provides the power equivalent of 30 AA batteries – making it ideal for disaster readiness.

10-in-1 Emergency Survival Gear Kit

$18.99

Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.

Truck Bed Organizer

$1,349.99

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.