Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.
Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”
Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.
The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.
Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”
Experience what it’s like to be rich enough to be able to sleep on your money when you lay on the hundred dollar bills bean bag chair. It’s puffy, extremely comfy, and comes designed to look like a fat stack of Benjamins – a must-have for any aspiring baller.
Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.
Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.
Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.
Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.