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Judgmental Maps

$12.63

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

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Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$179.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

Voice Recorder And Loop Switch Toy

$76.00

This voice recorder and loop switch toy proves you don’t need a fancy smartphone, pc, or console to enjoy technology. This handmade gadget can record up to 30 seconds of audio so that you can play it back, speed it up, slow it down, or loop it to your heart’s content.

Modular Raised Garden Bed

$60.94

Give your backyard a dash of flair by beautifying your property with these modular raised garden bed planters. These hexagonal garden beds are both UV and moisture-resistant and can be stacked on top of each other to create different heights.

Super Mario Refrigerator Magnets

$21.99

Add some color and life to your dull fridge using these vibrant Super Mario refrigerator magnets. Each .75 x .75 inch magnet is modeled after iconic characters, bad guys, and props from the Super Mario universe so that you can create your own custom levels.

Cat Phone Holder Kickstand

$9.99

If you’re a cat person, these adorable phone holder kickstands are perfect for you. Each cheery little cat is made from PVC and comes fitted with a small suction cup over its two front paws to prevent your sleek smartphone from sliding off.

Airplane Carry On Cocktail Kit

$24.00

Enjoy first class beverages while flying the friendly skies by preparing your own drinks using the airplane carry on cocktail kit. This TSA compliant kit comes in a sturdy tin which houses the accoutrements necessary to mix up some tasty mile high concoctions.

Amazon Smart Oven

$249.99

Take the hard work out of cooking by preparing your tasty meals using the Amazon Smart Oven. It boasts a temperature probe to help you cook your meal to perfection, voice control, comes with over 30 presets, and can be used to warm, cook, air fry, or microwave.

Sweet Retro Neon Sign

$58.91

Effortlessly add color and style to any dark corner of your home with this “sweet” retro neon sign. The sign features a professional quality design with rich color that shines bright without straining the eyes, making it a perfect addition for home bars, man caves, and more!

Two Person Indoor Sauna

$1,354.99

Pamper yourself from the comfort of home by stepping into your very own two person indoor sauna. This relaxing oasis features a solid Canadian hemlock construction along with 6 infrared carbon heaters able to provide up to 141 degrees of warmth.

Wheelbarrow Garden Tray

$37.35

Stay organized while you toil away in the yard by placing all your gear on the wheelbarrow garden tray. It not only adds to your wheelbarrow’s storage capacity, but also helps you keep all your tools and gardening accessories organized and at hand for when you need them.

Shot Glass Roulette

$15.93

Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!

F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$11.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

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