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Judgmental Maps

$12.89

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

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Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$29.59

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

$20.00

Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.

Ten Person Cabin Tent

$480.62

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$9.98

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$7.27

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$11.00

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Camping Cube Tent

$191.52

This camping cube tent transforms your breezy canopy into a cozy shelter in mere seconds. This 10′ x 10′ shelter latches onto an existing canopy and comes with a large entry door with a screen to keep out bugs, 3 pockets for power cords, and even a doggy door.

Scanmarker Digital Highlighter

$79.00

Increase your productivity by creating projects and reports in record time the Scanmarker digital highlighter. Simply slide this handheld scanning pen across a line of printed text and watch it appear instantly on your computer screen!

The Fart Filter

$7.00

Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$559.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

Indiana Jones Golden Idol Replica

$99.99

Take home one of the most iconic and recognizable props in cinema by adding this Indiana Jones golden idol replica to your collection. This geeky piece of decor is modeled after the golden statue that Indy retrieves in the opening sequence of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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