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Judgmental Maps

$13.73

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

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Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”

Harry Potter Real Talking Sorting Hat

$53.85

See what Hogwarts house you’d be placed in if you attended the renowned school of wizardry with this Harry Potter real talking sorting hat. Simply place the hat on your head, press the button, and listen as the hat sorts you into your Hogwarts house.

Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$98.99

Wet counter tops will become a thing of the past once you upgrade to this over-the-sink dish drying rack. The ingenious and practical design allows the runoff water from the wet dishes to drip back into the sink so there is no wet mess for you to clean up afterwards.

Pet Butler Serving Vest

$5.99

Create some laughs at your best bud’s next birthday party by placing his actual gift inside this pet butler serving vest prank box. Each of the six sides comes printed with real graphics and jokes that are intended to make it look like a real product.

Giant Allium Giganteum Flower Seeds

$4.50

Watch your garden take on an other-worldly appearance once these giant allium giaganteum flower seeds bloom. Upon blooming, the tall and sturdy green stock gives way to a cluster of small colored flowers that combine to form a giant and incredibly beautiful flower sphere.

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Stainless Steel Skull Coffee Mug

$18.99

Look like a Viking warlord while you’re sipping your premium roast by drinking it from this stainless steel skull coffee mug. This horrifyingly awesome tankard comes with a highly detailed 3D skull design complemented by an ornate stainless steel insert.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$15.65

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

Nerf Machine Gun

$143.85

Every kid in the neighborhood will be shaking in their boots when they see you charging into battle with the Nerf machine gun. This massive gun features its very own stand for maximum stability and comes with fully automatic shooting capabilities for enhanced carnage.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$16.89

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Beer Slushie Machine

$79.99

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

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SanDisk 4TB Extreme Pro Portable SSD

$599.99

If you’re looking for speed and reliability, you need the SanDisk 4TB Extreme Pro Portable SSD. This sleek SSD with an IP55 rating for dust and water resistance is tough enough to withstand up to a 2-meter drop and boasts transfer speeds up to 1050MB.

The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

Pizza Cone Maker

$14.69

Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!