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Judgmental Maps

$14.09

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

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Our country’s divisive election just got meaner. A new book, Judgmental Maps treats every state as fair game. Trent Gillaspie’s ‘truth atlas’ is here to tell us where the ‘hipster wannabes’ and ‘Lululemon MILFs’ live, all across the USA.”

Buzzing Pain Blocker

$99.99

Take some of the sting out of getting a shot with the buzzing pain blocker. This ingenious device – invented by a physician and pain researcher – uses a specialized and pain free method to confuse the nerves and trick the brain into not feeling sharp pain.

Plug-in Insect Trap

$24.98

Keep your humble abode free of annoying little flies using this plug-in insect trap. It conveniently plugs into any wall outlet and lures those poor unsuspecting flies to their doom through the combination of a UV light and a replaceable glue board.

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Custom Geeky Wedding Cake Toppers

$120.00

Turn your delicious cake into the focal point of your special day by accenting it with one of these custom geeky wedding cake toppers. These hand made works of art are customized with all types of characters from popular geek culture like Star Wars and Nintendo.

Car Headlight Fluid

$15.99

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

Emergency Water Container

$34.95

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.

TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$65.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

ASUS ROG Strix Pro Gaming Headphones

$77.54

Cut out the world around you and immerse yourself fully into your game with these ASUS ROG Strix Pro gaming headphones. Apart from the stunning design, they provide true 7.1 surround sound as well as four game-audio spectrum profiles including RPG and FPS.

Truck Bed Organizer

$1,449.99

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

Suction Cup Brush Glass Cup Cleaner

$12.99

Clean your dirty glassware in record time by suctioning this brush glass cleaner to your kitchen sink’s wall. The strategically placed bristles will simultaneously and thoroughly scrub the interior and exterior of the glass – all you have to do is rotate and rinse.

Sand & Snow Castle Building Set

$59.99

Easily transform any plain patch of sand or snow into an awe-inspiring structure using this castle building set. This fun six-piece set includes everything you’ll need in order to erect glorious castles that look like they took hours to construct.

Savage Choices Party Game

$25.00

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$18.69

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.