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Otamatone Musical Note Synthesizer

$39.95

Make all the women in a five mile radius swoon over your musical prowess when you hit their eardrums with the soothing sounds of the Otamatone musical note synthesizer. It features an adorably odd design and is incredible easy to play.

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Description

World’s cutest and weirdest musical instrument!
By pressing down various parts of the tail button, different pitch and tone will start playing. Move its mouth and Otamatone will start singing for you!

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$18.19

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Scare Box Spider Prank

$6.85

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$174.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.

One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$22.99

Cleanup will be easier than ever before with this one-piece silicone placemat and bowl. It’s made from a high quality silicone that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe and will suction onto any flat surface so that the plate remains in place while junior eats.

Hot Wheels Rocket League Playset

$299.95

Experience all the thrilling action of a Rocket League game in real life by going head-to-head with your buddy using this Stadium playset from Hot Wheels. The set includes everything you’ll need to bring this exciting and fast-paced game to life.

Perfect Posture Strap

$59.99

Easily improve your posture no matter where you sit by putting on this perfect posture strap. It wraps around your knees and lower back to stabilize your pelvis so your spine’s natural curvature is restored, helping to reduce lower back pain.

The Plant Urinal

$8.99

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

Garden Claw Gloves

$5.33

Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.

The Bridal Buddy

$39.95

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

Tactical Coffee Mug

$136.99

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$30.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.

World’s Largest Party Cups

$19.99

The King of all party cups is here! Become the life of the party with the original GoBig Giant Red Party Cup by GoPong. At a whopping size that is 6x bigger than a standard party cup, this cup can supersize classics like Flip Cup or Beer Pong. GoBig!