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Otamatone Musical Note Synthesizer

$32.90

Make all the women in a five mile radius swoon over your musical prowess when you hit their eardrums with the soothing sounds of the Otamatone musical note synthesizer. It features an adorably odd design and is incredible easy to play.

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Description

World’s cutest and weirdest musical instrument!
By pressing down various parts of the tail button, different pitch and tone will start playing. Move its mouth and Otamatone will start singing for you!

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Mini Spy Hidden Camera

$54.84

Keep a watchful eye over your home or office without anyone becoming the wiser by using this mini spy hidden camera. It can support up to a 32GB memory card, records at 1920 X 1080P HD at 30 frames per second upon sensing movement.

Lexar Fingerprint Scanning Flash Drive

$28.99

Ensure sensitive information and documents remain secure by storing them in the Lexar fingerprint scanning flash drive. This flash drive boasts an ultra-fast fingerprint authentication that will protect your data against unauthorized users.

Instant Language Translator Device

$294.65

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

Wingman Shot Glass

$13.00

Leave no man behind when you and your best pal hit up the local watering holes armed with the wingman shot glass. Whether your buddy wants to or not, they’re sharing in your legendary night of inebriation as they are forced to match you shot for shot.

Sparkling Galaxy Roses

$10.49

What better way to show your better half that your love for them will never die than with these gorgeous sparkling galaxy roses? While natural flowers eventually wilt and die, these stunning and vibrant handcrafted roses will live on forever.

Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Pet Butler Serving Vest

$18.15

Create some laughs at your best bud’s next birthday party by placing his actual gift inside this pet butler serving vest prank box. Each of the six sides comes printed with real graphics and jokes that are intended to make it look like a real product.

Truly Wire-Free Security Camera

$88.00

This truly wire-free security camera allows you to keep a watchful eye over your home even in areas where there are no power outlets in sight. This battery-powered weatherproof camera records in 1080p and can stream footage directly to your smartphone.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$18.23

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$123.99

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$172.92

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.