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Radioactive Uranium Ore

$49.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

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Description

Radioactive ore sample.
The ore sample is Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials (NORM).
No chemical or spectral analysis is performed on the radioactive ore sample. So the source of the ore’s radioactivity is not determined and may be any of, or any number of radioactive elements such as uranium, thorium and potassium and any of their decay products such as radium and radon.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

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Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

$710.00

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife

$59.99

Place a big old smile on your favorite knife enthusiast’s face by surprising them with the CRKT snap lock folding knife. It features a razor sharp drop point shaped blade that rotates outward for easy opening along with a snap lock mechanism that effectively secures the blade.

Easy Log Splitting Axe

$299.93

Stockpile firewood in a fraction of the time with this easy log splitting axe at your side. The bold design of this tool shifts the center of mass to the side so that you generate rotational torque as you drive the axe downward in order to split the log using less force.

Ballistic Dart Launcher

$25.00

Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.

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Rules For Not Giving A Fuck

$8.13

The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.

Pop-Up Fire Pit

$99.95

Enjoy the warmth and inviting ambiance of a bonfire virtually anywhere by setting up the pop-up fire pit. This portable fire pit is crafted from heavy-duty stainless steel, features a burn area of 576-square-inches, and even comes with its own handy carrying case.

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World’s Lightest Solid Matter

$49.99

More appealing than diamonds or gold, the world’s lightest solid matter is truly a one-of-a-kind substance. Developed by NASA scientists, this solid consists of 99.8% air – yet can tolerate extreme heat and support over 1,000 times its own weight.

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$349.99

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

At-Home Blue Light Acne Treatment Device

$159.00

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

Privacy Starry Bed Tent

$67.93

Sleep under a beautiful blanket of stars every night by outfitting your bed with the privacy starry bed tent. It creates a lovely starry sky while giving you some privacy from your roommate so that you can rest or study and concentrate in peace.

Human Skull Fireplace Logs

$57.20

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.