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Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

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Radioactive ore sample.
The ore sample is Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials (NORM).
No chemical or spectral analysis is performed on the radioactive ore sample. So the source of the ore’s radioactivity is not determined and may be any of, or any number of radioactive elements such as uranium, thorium and potassium and any of their decay products such as radium and radon.

Unicorn Skeleton Lawn Decor

$84.99

If you’ve ever been curious about the anatomy of a unicorn wonder no more! This eye-catching plastic unicorn skeleton lawn decoration measures 3.5-feet long and will definitely help make your home look creepier than ever on All Hallows Eve.

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Crawling Zombie Solar Lamp

$35.54

This crawling zombie solar lamp will create a frightfully enchanting ambiance in your yard once the sun goes down. This energy-saving lamp charges with sunlight and will add instant ambiance to any corner of your yard. A must-have for all horror-movie buffs.

Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

$32.00

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Finger Feet

$7.48

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.

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Nirvanson Shirt

$9.60

Show what a hardcore music fan you really are by strutting your stuff in this Nirvanson shirt. The shirt depicts a black and white image of the seminal ’90s grunge trio along with their name, making it an excellent addition to any rocker’s wardrobe.

Outdoor Cat Sanctuary

$692.33

The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.

Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$20.99

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Screenholder Shower Curtain

$22.96

Watch, play, and listen to your phone or tablet by placing them inside this screenholder shower curtain. It comes outfitted with several waterpoof pockets so that you can do everything from watching Netflix to posting inappropriate selfies on Snapchat.

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Nicolas Cage American Gothic Pillow

$16.83

This Nicolas Cage American gothic pillow is simultaneously glorious and terrifying. This superb addition for the home mashes up the iconic American Gothic painting with beloved thespian Nick Cage to bring a unique conversation piece into your home.

Rack And Pour Liquor Dispensers

$222.00

Give your home bar the look and feel of a fancy watering hole by serving your drinks with the rack and pour liquor dispensers. Perfect for bars that are tight on space, it allows you to store bottles in a manner that keeps them handy and ready to serve at all times.