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Rosé Pool Float

$24.20

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

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If you’re a “rose All Day” Sophisticate, you’re going to love luxuriating on the Swimline inflatable rosè wine bottle float. Straight from the Vineyard of Swimline, This float is shaped like an elegant bottle of wine. The base is a soft millennial Pink and the top is clear, so it will never be hot to the touch. Relax on the open water or lounge poolside on the float. Wherever you are, your drink can come with you. A cup holder is included so you can relax on your beverage and drink it too. Money can’t buy YOU class, but it can buy YOU this fabulous pool float.

The Pimple Popping Game

$7.73

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$14.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Monkey Laundry Backpack

$33.71

This adorable monkey laundry backpack will not only help transport your dirty clothes by will also keep you company at the laundry mat. It’s made from unbleached cotton canvas with a bright red zippered mouth and has long arms that you can wrap around your neck.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$16.89

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

Audiophile Tesla Earbuds

$699.00

The Audiophile Tesla in-ear earbuds deliver premium sound without the bulkiness of over-ear headphones. They’re ergonomically shaped for ultimate comfort and feature a Qualcomm apt HD codec to ensure an outstanding Bluetooth transmission quality.

Water Saving Modern Shower Head

$204.56

Cut down excess water use in your home by outfitting your bathroom with this water saving modern shower head. This efficient and sleek shower head’s square design allows for ultra-wide coverage while using 28% less water than standard shower heads.

Onmitsu Black Spider-Man

$131.48

Check out how your favorite web-slinger would look like had he lived in feudal Japan by adding this amazing Onmitsu Black Spider-Man to your collection. Apart from his ensemble, Spidey comes a Japanese Katana set, interchangeable hands, and a kaginawa web hook.

Family Blankeez

$6.99

Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box. These prank gift boxes are both clever and humorous. The Blankeez Prank Pack is a joke gift box for disguising your gift! Have fun and surprise the whole famile on Xmas.

Hanging Vertical Garden Wall Planter

$17.99

Add some natural beauty and texture to your humble abode using this hanging vertical garden wall planter. It’s made from a special felt cloth that’s self-absorbent, rugged, and breathable so that you can plant and grow a garden even if don’t have the luxury of a backyard.

LED Sectional Sofa

$4,999.00

Give your living room a modern and stylish face lift by replacing your beat up sofa with this LED sectional sofa. This European made sectional sofa comes with built-in LEDs that you can customize to the color of your choice to instantly transform the look and feel of the room.

Hot Sauce Cannon

$19.99

Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.

Cereal Killers Figures

$175.00

Contemporary artist Ron English takes aim at the breakfast foods we all grew up eating with his Cereal Killers collection. Each 8″ or 9″ vinyl figure is designed like an obese and unhealthy version of classic cereal mascots like Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger.

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