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Rosé Pool Float

$20.88

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

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If you’re a “rose All Day” Sophisticate, you’re going to love luxuriating on the Swimline inflatable rosè wine bottle float. Straight from the Vineyard of Swimline, This float is shaped like an elegant bottle of wine. The base is a soft millennial Pink and the top is clear, so it will never be hot to the touch. Relax on the open water or lounge poolside on the float. Wherever you are, your drink can come with you. A cup holder is included so you can relax on your beverage and drink it too. Money can’t buy YOU class, but it can buy YOU this fabulous pool float.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$498.00

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$179.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens

$25,999.00

Get a serious upper body workout while capturing stunning photos with help from the ultra-telephoto zoom lens. Whether your intended object of interest is standing close by or happens to be a few miles away, this behemoth of a zoom lens will get the shot.

Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

Judgmental Maps

$13.00

Before venturing to your next vacation spot, you may want to peruse through Judgmental Maps. This brutally honest, politically incorrect, and hilarious read highlights unique regional quirks in various US cities and states, for your knowledge and pure enjoyment.

LED Ice Cubes

$13.50

Get the party started from the moment you serve the first drink with the LED ice cubes. These decorative and functional ice cubes cool your drink while simultaneously illuminating it from within. The vibrant lights make even the dullest cocktails look mind-blowing.

The Star Wars Archives Book

$169.99

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

$7.97

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.

Shipping Container Home

$33,500.00

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

CineMood Portable Movie Theater

$399.99

Turn any location into your private theater with the CineMood portable movie theater. This compact smart mini projector allows you to access popular streaming platforms and comes loaded with 120 hours of kid friendly entertainment, making it a road trip essential.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$39.99

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.