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Rosé Pool Float

$29.69

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

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If you’re a “rose All Day” Sophisticate, you’re going to love luxuriating on the Swimline inflatable rosè wine bottle float. Straight from the Vineyard of Swimline, This float is shaped like an elegant bottle of wine. The base is a soft millennial Pink and the top is clear, so it will never be hot to the touch. Relax on the open water or lounge poolside on the float. Wherever you are, your drink can come with you. A cup holder is included so you can relax on your beverage and drink it too. Money can’t buy YOU class, but it can buy YOU this fabulous pool float.

Inflatable Speed Boat

$269.99

Become the life of the party next time you hit the water by showing up with this inflatable speed boat. This giant inflatable comes with both a front and rear lounging area and is also equipped with sturdy side handles and built-in cup holders so that your drink is always close by.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$14.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Car French Fry Holder

$12.95

Munching on your deep fried potato sticks while you’re driving just got a whole lot easier with this car french fry holder. This multi-functional car accessory will fit perfectly in your car’s cup holder so that you can easily snack without making a mess.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$49.99

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Floating Island Raft

$479.99

Enjoy summer the way it was meant to be when you take the floating island raft out on your next maritime excursion. This luxury float features a sturdy construction made to stand up to Mother Nature and will comfortably accommodate up to six people.

Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition

$12.59

Monopoly: Cheaters Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.

Swiveling Wall Charger

$16.17

This swiveling wall charger’s practical design offers 180-degrees of flexibility so it won’t block other nearby outlets. This handy charger comes with 1 Quick Charge 3.0 USB port plus 2 AiPower USB ports in addition to a standard AC outlet.

Dual Shot Basketball Arcade Game

$299.99

Bring some good old arcade fun to your humble abode by setting up this dual shot basketball arcade game. It features a solid steel frame construction and comes with 10 different games and 6 audio options – perfect for solo play or facing off against an opponent.

Rosé Pool Float

$29.69

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

LEGO 4×4 X-Treme Off-Roader

$241.99

With this LEGO 4×4 X-treme Off-Roader set you’ll build a rugged ride that can actually take on rough terrain! This 958-piece set comes with everything you’ll need to put together an app-controlled vehicle with 3 motors and a tough suspension made for uneven terrain.

Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

$16.10

Make your dinner parties the highlight of everyone’s week by keeping things interesting with Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. Each tin contains 21 cards, illustrating and explaining neat after dinner tricks that will wow and entertain everyone at the table.

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