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Rosé Pool Float

$29.38

Do Sunday funday right by hitting the water with this rosé pool float. This inflatable pool float measures 94-inches long and is styled like an elegant bottle of fine rosé wine so that you can keep it fun and classy while you soak up some rays.

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If you’re a “rose All Day” Sophisticate, you’re going to love luxuriating on the Swimline inflatable rosè wine bottle float. Straight from the Vineyard of Swimline, This float is shaped like an elegant bottle of wine. The base is a soft millennial Pink and the top is clear, so it will never be hot to the touch. Relax on the open water or lounge poolside on the float. Wherever you are, your drink can come with you. A cup holder is included so you can relax on your beverage and drink it too. Money can’t buy YOU class, but it can buy YOU this fabulous pool float.

Arcade Light Switch

$11.99

Add some color and whimsy to your home with these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 38.

The Ultra Rugged SSD

$169.99

When you’re out on the field, ensure your data remains secure with this ultra rugged solid state drive. It’s ideal for high-speed transfers and features an ultra tough exterior that’ll stand up to water, dust, drops, and sports a bright orange hue that makes it easy to spot from afar.

Adult Tiger Sleeping Bag

$174.95

Do sleepovers right by lounging out in style inside of this adult tiger sleeping bag. This comfy and creatively designed sleeping bag is made for people up to 78-inches tall and can conveniently be carried like a backpack for easy transport.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$269.00

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

Rick And Morty Monopoly

$42.91

Buy, sell, and trade your way around the universe by sitting around the table for a rousing game of Rick and Morty Monopoly. You and five of your closest glip glops will take an interdimensional journey as everyone makes their way around the game board.

Modern Glass Cereal Bowl

$42.95

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware.

Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$19.99

This Swiss Miss pumpkin spice hot cocoa is the palate pleasing beverage that’ll send your taste buds on a one-way ride to pleasure town. The combination of premium imported cocoa and pumpkin will delight and make this your new favorite fall drink.

Indoor Stovetop Smoker

$399.99

Take your culinary game up a notch by smoking your favorite foods with this indoor stovetop smoker. Compatible with most stovetops, it features a coated steel body and can heat up to 400°F so that you can simultaneously smoke and cook your food.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.99

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Rheoscopic Fluid Planet

$21.99

Avoid feeling overwhelmed during your long and hectic workday by getting lost in this rheoscopic fluid planet. Each tiny planet is filled with a mixture of unique liquids that combine to create mesmerizing patterns and effects when the ball is shaken or bounced.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.39

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Hidden Door Kit

$149.95

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.