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SNES Classic Mini

$269.99

Relive your glorious golden days of gaming with the SNES classic mini. This pint sized version of the classic console comes with two controllers and is pre-loaded with 21 classic titles like Super Mario, Street Fighter, Zelda, and Star Fox.

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Description

The Super NES Classic Edition system has the original look and feel of the ’90s home console, only smaller. Plus, this one comes fully loaded with 21 games!
Get your hands on some of the best 2-player games of the era, including Super Mario Kart and Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting.
The Super NES Classic Edition is compatible with the Classic Controller and Classic Controller Pro accessories. Just plug it in and play!

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