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The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

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1,500 Degrees – Perfect results – every time! 1,500 degrees is no warm breeze!!! Beefer works exclusively with top heat and achieves temperatures of > 1,500° F that are previously unknown for conventional grills on the market. This is made possible by a ceramic high-performance gas burner. Besides the short cooking time that enables the exact degree of cooking to be set, a particular advantage of the Beefer is how the top heat causes meat juices to drip below. The juices are then caught in the gastro tray and can be used to prepare delicious sauces. The extremely high temperature on the surface of the grilled meat also leads to a form of caramelisation, resulting in a crisp crust. This, combined with the succulent inside of the meat, creates an orgiastic taste experience that defies description. Chefs and Enthusiasts worldwide swear by the Original Beefer and benefit from the wide range of accessories.

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Cat Paw Oven Mitts

$19.99

Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$11.66

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Forearm Blade Sword

$34.95

Slash through those rotting zombie corpses like hot butter with the forearm blade sword. Constructed from anodized stainless steel, there’s no post apocalyptic scenario you won’t be able to fight your way out of – except hunger, dehydration, and crippling depression.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$7.28

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

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Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone

$47.56

Give your room some serious retro vibes by chatting it up using this vintage hot pink lips telephone. This vibrant landline telephone is in mint condition and will make a totally bitchin’ addition for the home of any Millenial or Gen-Xer.

Wooden Robotic Hand

$42.98

This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.

Inflatable Geodesic Tent

$1,180.00

Take the hard work out of setting up your outdoor shelter when you go camping by packing this inflatable geodesic tent. It features an inflatable base that requires no assembly, can accommodate up to 6 people, and features 4 closable ventilation points for great air flow.

The Scale Of Things Book

$3.50

The Scale of Things is the incredibly intriguing read that will change how you view the world around you. It brings together facts and figures in a scientific yet visually captivating way – embracing popular topics covering everything from science to geography to politics.

Waterproof Socks

$38.00

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

Nomatic Travel Bag

$289.99

Who says a carry-on can’t hold all your stuff? The Nomatic travel bag features a brilliant functional compartmentalized design that allows you to pack up to 7 days worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories inside a truly compact package.

Mobile & Adjustable Laptop Desk

$299.99

Work comfortably from anywhere in your home or office using this mobile and adjustable laptop desk. It can be altered in height from 26 to 42 inches and comes with a padded foot rest ideal for kicking back in total comfort in addition to a sturdy tabletop with an adjustable angle.

Dick Match Party Game

$25.85

Get your bachelorette party started off on the right note with a rousing game of Dick Match! This thrilling party game works like a NSFW version of the memory matching game – where players match up beautifully illustrated peens that appear on each cardboard tile.