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The Impossible Table

$43.33

The impossible table will add an attention-grabbing wow factor to any corner of your home. This 3d-printed handmade beauty creates an optical illusion that will mesmerize and add charm to any workspace or tabletop.

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The Impossible Table – A beautiful optical illusion and unique display platform that adds a touch of mystery to any space. This art piece uses suspension and tension to create a unique optical illusion of a levitating platform ready to sit as it’s own art piece or as a display stand for that something special. This stand will only be available through limited runs so grab them while they’re available.

Hair Growing Helmet

$599.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

The Fake Key Fob Secret Stash Box

$14.98

Keep small valuables safe by hiding them in plain sight inside of the fake key fob secret stash box. This cleverly designed stash box securely snaps together to keep your possessions safe and can be opened by inserting and twisting a key or coin into the bottom.

Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club

$468.98

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

Animated Hanging Corpse

$39.98

Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.

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SUV Camping Window Tent

$49.97

This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.

Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$209.99

Impress your dinner guests with your meal presentation skills by placing your delicious rolls on this sushi boat serving tray. These quaint commercial quality boats are crafted from durable bamboo and available in sizes ranging from 16.5″ to 47.5″ in length.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$899.00

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$29.99

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

Mushroom Night Light

$7.59

Add some quaint ambient lighting and natural beauty to your bedroom with this cute mushroom night light. This whimsical night light is styled like a little curved mushroom that looks like it’s growing straight out from the wall socket, making it ideal for any kid’s bedroom.

Portable Urinal Golf Club

$39.99

Avoid having to make long journeys to the clubhouse every time nature calls by hitting the greens with this portable urinal golf club. Now you’ll be able to discreetly relieve yourself any time you feel the urge without anyone becoming the wiser.