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The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

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Be the first in the Be the first in the U.S. to own one of the finest relaxation devices invented. Used in health clinics all over Europe. Designed by the world famous Biotonus Clinic in Switzerland specifically for relaxation and stress reduction. The custom designed Relaxman is completely heat, light, and sound proof, providing total isolation for the ideal environmental therapy. Inside, the heated water mattress stays at body temperature while soothing, pre programmed music and lights take you into a deep state of relaxation. Research shows that a 50 minute rest in the negative ion-enriched atmosphere effectively helps reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue. Also helps combat jet lag and sleep imbalance. 10’L x 5’6″W x 4’6″H. Relaxman will be shipped from Switzerland to your door with separate charges to be estimated based on location.

Wooden Robotic Hand

$42.98

This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.

Soccer Goal Scoring Zones Practice Nets

$99.99

Give your players an edge on the field by honing their shooting and passing skills with these soccer goal scoring zones practice nets. They feature changeable pocket zones and also come with unique shock absorbing bungee attachments for ultimate durability.

110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$19.71

If you really want to make some noise, get your hands on this 110db lung-powered signal horn. This brightly colored orange horn will let you emit an eardrum-shattering 110 decibel sound without the need for any CO2, Freon, or batteries

The Snow Skateboard

$169.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

Kichler Terna Vertical Blade Ceiling Fan

$401.25

Add a visually compelling element to any room by keeping it breezy with the Kichler Terna vertical blade ceiling fan. The intrepid design swaps out traditional horizontal blades for these modern and sleek vertical blades that will surely turn heads.

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Inhuman Conditions Interrogation Game

$40.00

From the co-creators of Secret Hitler and Better Myths comes Inhuman Conditions, the five minute party game for two players that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Through a series of questions, one player must determine if the other player is a robot or human.

Indoor Stovetop Smoker

$599.99

Take your culinary game up a notch by smoking your favorite foods with this indoor stovetop smoker. Compatible with most stovetops, it features a coated steel body and can heat up to 400°F so that you can simultaneously smoke and cook your food.

Apollo: VII – XVII Photography Book

$54.63

Feed your mind while also commemorating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing with the Apoll: VII – XVII photography book. The book is packed with tons of trivia as well as rare and historic pictures from the NASA photo records.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$149.79

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

Smart Doggy Doorbell

$29.74

Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.

Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$30.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.