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The Ultimate Portable Party Speaker

$1,699.00

Make everyone’s insides rattle by blasting your music out of the ultimate party speaker. This massive 462Wh speaker is fitted with 12 amplifiers and 14 speakers that will produce a rich distortion-free sound, no matter how high you raise the volume.

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Description

The loudest deepest bass of any portable wireless bluetooth speaker!
12 amplifiers and 14 speakers for distortion free sound at any volume level!
The most powerful wireless bluetooth speaker on earth with 660 Watts continuous 1000 Watts peak!

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

Spiral Blade Knife

$89.99

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

Cat Face Massager

$8.50

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

Hidden Door Kit

$149.95

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

Glow In The Dark Hair Dye

$21.95

Shine bright in the dead of night by giving yourself a makeover with this glow in the dark hair dye. This peroxide and ammonia-free vegan friendly dye comes in a range of vibrant colors that come to life under UV lighting.

Stick Shift Fidget Toy

$7.99

This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.

Hummingbird Feeder Ring

$4.99

Make your yard a more lively place by attracting cute little hummingbirds with this feeder ring. This brightly colored wearable BPA-free and fade-resistant ring is dishwasher safer and is available in seven vibrant color options.

Beer Slushie Machine

$63.00

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

Cloud Ceiling Lamp

$231.79

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

Anti-Soggy Cereal Bowl

$9.89

Don’t settle for a bowl of mushy cereal ever again!. The anti-soggy cereal bowl’s practical design will allow you to keep your milk separate from your crunchy cereal until you are ready to chow down, that way your cereal stays at the perfect consistency until the very last bite.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$49.99

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

$36.20

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.