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The Ultimate Portable Party Speaker

$1,699.00

Make everyone’s insides rattle by blasting your music out of the ultimate party speaker. This massive 462Wh speaker is fitted with 12 amplifiers and 14 speakers that will produce a rich distortion-free sound, no matter how high you raise the volume.

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The loudest deepest bass of any portable wireless bluetooth speaker!
12 amplifiers and 14 speakers for distortion free sound at any volume level!
The most powerful wireless bluetooth speaker on earth with 660 Watts continuous 1000 Watts peak!

DJI Tello Iron Man Drone

$109.00

Pay homage to your favorite Avenger by getting behind the controls of the DJI Tello Iron Man drone. The drone can fly for 13 minutes on a single charge, has a 330-foot range, and features an exterior shell that is modeled after Tony Stark’s iconic gold and red Iron Man suit.

Bob Ross Heat Reactive Mug

$16.95

Let Bob Ross inspire you with his beautiful art while you sip your coffee from this heat reactive mug. After pouring hot liquid into this 13.8 ounce mug, the dark background behind Bob Ross begins to morph into one of his gorgeous and serene landscape paintings.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$3.78

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

The Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck

$11.50

Get on the path to a better life by learning how to face your fears and faults with The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck. Through profane yet entertaining stories filled with ruthless humor, this captivating read will help you get to know your limitations and how to accept them.

Nugget Ice Machine

$821.99

Give your drinks the perfect blend of taste, texture, and temperature with help from the counter top nugget ice machine. Simply fill it up with clean water and you’ll be able to whip up to one pound of easily chewable flavor absorbing nugget ice every hour.

Mushroom Night Light

$8.99

Add some quaint ambient lighting and natural beauty to your bedroom with this cute mushroom night light. This whimsical night light is styled like a little curved mushroom that looks like it’s growing straight out from the wall socket, making it ideal for any kid’s bedroom.

iPhone Stun Gun Case

$99.00

The iPhone stun gun case is the only case on the market that doubles as a personal bodyguard. Apart from protecting your treasured iPhone, the case comes with a built in stun gun capable of delivering up to 7,000,000 volts of knockout power to an assailant.

Boppi The Booty Shakin Llama

$29.50

Keep that body looking tight and right with Boppi, the booty shaking llama. This adorable and energetic little battery operated llama will shimmy, shake, and twerk her body and head for your entertainment and physical health.

Personalized BBQ Branding Iron

$17.99

Put your signature touch – literally – on the edible masterpiece you cooked up with the personalized BBQ branding iron. This unique branding iron can be customized with a variety of letters so the grill master can write just about anything on his delicious work of art.

Quick Defrosting Tray

$14.14

Thaw frozen food faster than you ever thought possible by placing it on top of this quick defrosting tray. This must-have kitchen accessory’s design and build will help your food defrost up to 20x faster than normal so that you can get eating and on with your day.

Loch Ness Monster Sugar Spoon

$11.75

Give your tea time or coffee break a dash of whimsy with this Loch Ness Monster sugar spoon. This creatively designed sugar spoon creates the illusion that the illusive Nessie has finally appeared and is swimming inside your teacup or coffee mug.

Hair Growing Helmet

$699.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.