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The Waterproof Packable Backpack

$83.98

This waterproof packable backpack from Catalyst is a traveler’s best friend. This great hiking pack comes with breathable mesh shoulder straps and is made from an ultra durable nylon fabric that will prevent water from penetrating and soaking all your gear.

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The MOST durable nylon fabric and taped seams protect your belongings and sports gear. Field tested under the heaviest of downpours. The taped heat sealed seams inside the backpack prevent the inflow of water and is a unique feature unseen in most foldable backpacks. The mesh straps will dry quick.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Bigfoot Statue

$125.99

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.

CineMood Portable Movie Theater

$398.48

Turn any location into your private theater with the CineMood portable movie theater. This compact smart mini projector allows you to access popular streaming platforms and comes loaded with 120 hours of kid friendly entertainment, making it a road trip essential.

Steamship Steam Lid

$11.50

Add a whimsical twist to your mundane cooking routine by covering your pots with this steamship steam lid. The imaginative design of this 10″ diameter heavy-duty food-safe silicone lid makes it look like a tiny steamship is gently making its way across a sea of blue.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$165.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

Guitar Learning System

$44.95

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.

Fiber Optic Light Up Pants

$988.00

These fiber optic light up pants will not only ensure you’re the most stylish raver at the club, but also the most comfortable. These eye-catching pair of pants are made from a special fiber optic fabric that will make your outfit come alive in the dark.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$26.99

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Instant Ice Cream Maker

$59.97

Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$17.99

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.