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Waterproof Socks

$38.00

Stay dry while trudging through Mother Nature’s wettest terrains by wearing these waterproof socks. Each pair features a singular 3 layer construction designed to provide a comfortable and breathable fit no matter what the conditions are like.

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Don’t let cold wet feet ruin your outdoor fun! We developed Crosspoint Waterproof Socks to solve the soggy toe problem and to keep your feet dry while cycling, running, hiking, any outdoor activity in the rain. Our socks are fully waterproof thanks to 3-layers: a wear resistant knit exterior (feels like a regular sock), a waterproof breathable Artex membrane, and a Coolmax FX moisture wicking anti-bacterior lining. The result is a sock that feels like a sock but protects like a rain bootie. Now you don’t have to choose between keeping your feet dry and breathability (we don’t like sweaty feet either). “utterly fabulous. one of the best products you’ve released.” – Brian Palmer the washing machine post.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

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Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

$8.50

Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!

The Scale Of Things Book

$3.50

The Scale of Things is the incredibly intriguing read that will change how you view the world around you. It brings together facts and figures in a scientific yet visually captivating way – embracing popular topics covering everything from science to geography to politics.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$16.79

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$18.69

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Oreo Spooky Halloween House Cookie Kit

$32.99

Bring some spine-tingling deliciousness into your Halloween celebrations by making your very own Oreo chocolate haunted house with this kit. It comes with everything you and your pint-size trick-or-treater will need to build this spooky and delectable house.

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Cartoon Bags

$26.68

Animate your plain appearance by spicing up your wardrobe with these colorful cartoon bags. These unique vibrant bags feature an eye catching design that creates the illusion you’re carrying your stuff around in a giant 2D cartoon purse.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$99.95

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

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Realistic Orangutan Costume

$7,980.00

Move over King Kong, there’s a new top great ape in town! This incredible orangutan costume looks so realistic it’ll have people at the party thinking you just time-traveled from a Planet of the Apes-like alternate future.

10-in-1 Emergency Survival Gear Kit

$18.99

Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.

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Tarantula Bedding Set

$39.99

Nothing will guarantee a restful night’s sleep quite like sleeping wrapped up in these tarantula bedding set. Each piece of this microfiber set sports a massive and very detailed depiction of a tarantula, making this a fabulous addition for any arachnophobe’s room.

Mini Trash & Recycle Bin Pencil Holders

$18.14

Help raise awareness for the environment by keeping your workspace tidy using these mini trash and recycle bin pencil holders. The amusing design disguises these pencil holders as a miniature version of the trash can and recycle bin we all have at home.