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Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$19.99

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

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This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$124.96

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

Licki Cat Hair Brush

$25.00

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$19.78

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$8.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

candy charcuterie tray

Candy Charcuterie Tray

$30.00

Skip the meats and cheeses and go straight to the good stuff by snacking on this candy charcuterie tray. This delectable cavity-inducing platter comes filled with enough types of colorful gummy goodies to send you on a sugar high for the ages.

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Compact Fishing Rod

$225.00

Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

$54.95

Keeping your laundry clean when you’re on-the-move is more convenient than ever with the Scrubba portable washing machine bag. Simply fill it up, deflate, rub your close clean, rinse, and hang your garments up to dry under the warm sun.

Inflatable Pull Out Couch

$60.47

Treat your guests to the lap of luxury when they sleep over on the inflatable pull out couch. This lightweight couch can easily be moved into any room and accommodates to any situation. Providing a comfortable backrest and armrest for sitting down and ample space for sleeping.

Family Blankeez

$8.99

Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box. These prank gift boxes are both clever and humorous. The Blankeez Prank Pack is a joke gift box for disguising your gift! Have fun and surprise the whole famile on Xmas.

Rechargeable Heated Beanie

$64.99

Keep your noggin nice and warm when the temperature plummets by heading out with this rechargeable heated beanie. This lightweight beanie comes with a built-in heater that you can set to one of three settings depending on how cold you’re feeling.

Beer Slushie Machine

$80.00

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

How Not To Be A Dick

$13.59

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.