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Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$18.00

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

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This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

Mix & Match Profanity Generator

$9.44

Ensure you always have the perfect insult for any occasion by keeping this mix and match profanity generator handy. When standard insults just won’t do, this book will provide you with endless alternatives like “fart gobbler”, “meat wipe”, and “crap wad”.

Giant Whiskey Rock Spheres

$25.70

These giant whiskey rock spheres should be in the home bar of anyone who considers themselves a real drinker. The set comes with a pair of jumbo rock spheres that will keep your pricey Scotch icy cold without watering it down like regular ice cubes.

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$13.00

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$9.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

The Star Wars Archives Book

$152.99

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!

Hidden Magnetic Doorstop

$24.98

Throw out those unsightly and bulky doorstops once and for all by upgrading to this hidden magnetic doorstop. It installs in mere minutes, is compatible with any type of floor surface, and fits discreetly underneath your door, eliminating possible tripping hazards.

Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

$42.99

On cold days, there’s no better way to lounge around the house than in one of these oversized hoodie sweatshirt blankets! These incredibly soft and roomy blankets come in a range of vibrant colors and feature a loose fit that make them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Blood Spatter Spoon Rest

$17.99

Make your kitchen counter look like a crime scene by adding some color to it with this blood spatter spoon rest. This cleverly designed utensil holder is made from a tough TRP material that’s easy to clean, is heat-resistant, and comes with a non-slip backing.

Muppet Head Motorcyle Helmet Cover

$29.99

Look like the ragtag and badass leader of a Muppet bike gang by outfitting your helmet with this hilarious Muppet head cover. This furry and whimsical helmet cover simply slips over your helmet and is available in a variety of wacky Muppet styles.

Car Washing Foam Cannon Kit

$89.99

Keep your ride squeaky clean with this car washing foam cannon kit. The kit allows you to give your vehicle a thorough and professional touch-free cleaning to reduce the chances of creating swirl marks and scratches.

Car Windshield Ice Scraper

$9.49

This car windshield ice scraper is the essential winter-time tool no driver should be without. This ultra useful tool’s clever cone-shaped design allows you to move the scraper in any direction for quick and efficient scraping so you spend less time out in the cold.

Stone Fire Bowl

$58.25

Bring harmony and serenity to your backyard by creating some calming ambient lighting using this stone fire bowl. The bowl is fueled by small cans of a special gel that will create a small seven inch tall flame that remains lit for roughly 3 hours.

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