When you’re serious about your beverages, accept no substitute. The Yeti Rambler is a 30 ounce stainless steel vacuum insulated tumbler with a a magslider lid. It’ll keep your cold drink chilled, and your warm drink piping hot, and is built to last.
Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.
Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.
Keep strangers from wanting to pet your doggy when you’re out on walks by transforming him into a mutant beast with this werewolf dog muzzle. It’s designed to fit your pup without causing discomfort and is intricately styled to make your dog look like a ravenous beast.
Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm, but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently listen to your tunes.
Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.
Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.
This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.