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You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$12.25

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

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Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Nomatic Travel Bag

$249.00

Who says a carry-on can’t hold all your stuff? The Nomatic travel bag features a brilliant functional compartmentalized design that allows you to pack up to 7 days worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories inside a truly compact package.

Retractable Umbrella Backpack

$86.99

This retractable umbrella backpack will ensure you stay nice and dry when a shower catches you off-guard. Designed to provide superior protection for photography gear, it also comes with a handy umbrella that you can easily whip out in rainy or sunny weather.

Sea Monkeys Starter Kit

$6.89

Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.

Sawyer Utility Bracelet

$39.99

The Sawyer utility bracelet combines form and function into a stylish accessory that will look great with any outfit. This seemingly run-of-the-mill bracelet conceals a small flat top utility blade that can either be used for cutting or screwing.

Hanging Cocoon Hammock Chair

$289.97

Carve out a private sanctuary anywhere in your home using this hanging cocoon hammock chair. The chair hangs from a heavy duty anodized aluminum ring and features a spacious interior that’s large enough to accommodate two adults.

Hanging Vertical Garden Wall Planter

$12.69

Add some natural beauty and texture to your humble abode using this hanging vertical garden wall planter. It’s made from a special felt cloth that’s self-absorbent, rugged, and breathable so that you can plant and grow a garden even if don’t have the luxury of a backyard.

Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$16.95

Duct tape just became obsolete! The Braeön thermoplastic ribbon is the revolutionary and extremely versatile material that’s as malleable as putty but as strong as steel after it molecularly fuses in a matter of seconds.

Baby Yoda Plush Doll

$24.99

Bring home the cutest thing in the galaxy by adding this Baby Yoda plush doll to your collection. This uber adorable little Yoda plush features a super soft body and stands at 11-inches tall. He’s the perfect gift for Star Wars fans of all ages.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Compact Underwater Scooter

$548.00

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

Nugget Ice Machine

$500.11

Give your drinks the perfect blend of taste, texture, and temperature with help from the counter top nugget ice machine. Simply fill it up with clean water and you’ll be able to whip up to one pound of easily chewable flavor absorbing nugget ice every hour.

Nite Ize Waterproof Wallet

$24.75

When you venture into the great outdoors, the only way to ensure your valuables remain dry is to stick them inside the Nite Ize waterproof wallet. It boasts a rugged dust and waterproof zipper and is large enough to easily fit IDs, credit cards, keys, and other small essentials.

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