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Carabiner Power Bank

$10.49

Ensure you have power wherever you go by attaching this very practical carabiner power bank to your pack. It’s designed to hold up to 132-lbs and also comes outfitted with a 3000 mAh battery capable of charging up your smartphone two times.

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The Powerbiner – Carabiner with built-in 300mAh PowerBank
The Powerbiner, a carabiner with a built-in 3000mAh power bank. The Powerbiner features 11+ hours of video time use, 10+ hours of talk time plus it has the power to charge your phone up to 2x before it needs to be recharge. The Powerbiner is not only in its technology, but also in strength, as is has the power to lift up to 132lbs. It has overcharge and short circuit protection.

Filet Mignon Beef Jerky

$49.99

One bite of this scrumptious filet mignon beef jerky and you’ll never go back to the regular store bought kind again. Each pack is filled with delicious meaty morsels of 100% filet mignon that has been marinated to perfection for your enjoyment.

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Inhuman Conditions Interrogation Game

$40.00

From the co-creators of Secret Hitler and Better Myths comes Inhuman Conditions, the five minute party game for two players that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Through a series of questions, one player must determine if the other player is a robot or human.

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

MORFBOARD 2-In-1 Skate & Scooter

$96.99

Enjoy two modes of transportation for the price of one with the MORFBOARD 2-in-1 skate and scooter. The ingenious design allows you to quickly swap out certain components in order to morph your board from a skateboard to a trusty scooter.

Dark Assassin Dagger

$12.95

Infiltrate a castle and keep your deadly weapon undetected with this dark assassin dagger with sheath, Styled like a fine medieval dagger, this beautifully crafted weapon features a 5-1/2″ stainless steel blade complete with custom sheath.

Big Box Of Ladybugs

$39.99

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$15.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

Pizza Cone Maker

$13.67

Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!

Aurajet Shower Head

$89.00

Turn your next shower into an enthralling experience by upgrading to the Aurajet shower head. The halo design is full of small openings that are specially positioned to create a criss-cross pattern that expands coverage without sacrificing water pressure.

Wireless Bluetooth Beanie

$13.98

Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm, but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently listen to your tunes.