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Carabiner Power Bank
$29.99
Ensure you have power wherever you go by attaching this very practical carabiner power bank to your pack. It’s designed to hold up to 132-lbs and also comes outfitted with a 3000 mAh battery capable of charging up your smartphone two times.
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The Powerbiner – Carabiner with built-in 300mAh PowerBank
The Powerbiner, a carabiner with a built-in 3000mAh power bank. The Powerbiner features 11+ hours of video time use, 10+ hours of talk time plus it has the power to charge your phone up to 2x before it needs to be recharge. The Powerbiner is not only in its technology, but also in strength, as is has the power to lift up to 132lbs. It has overcharge and short circuit protection.
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