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Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

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What if it happens. What if our worst fears are realized. If the Dead walk, the continuation of the human race will become a daily struggle. Are you prepared to protect and defend your family and friends. Your best chance lies in the Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit, which Includes Gator Machete, Camp Axe II, Gator Machete Pro, Parang Machete, LMF II Infantry Fix Blade Knife, DMF Folding Tanto Blade Knife, Epic Drop Point Fixed Blade Knife, two machetes, one parang, and a hatchet all enclosed in a super durable canvas carrying case with reinforced stitching, the kit is compact and packable. To beat the uprising we must work together. We must arm ourselves and organize.

compact folding survival bow

Compact Folding Survival Bow

$219.95

Travel light on your next hunting excursion with the compact folding survival bow. Forged from aircraft-grade aluminum, this high quality bow can be adjusted to accommodate right or left handed users and folds into a compact package that you can take anywhere.

Rick & Morty Space Cruiser USB Light

$19.99

Enjoy the company of the multiverse’s most dynamic duo this Rick and Morty space cruiser USB light. Modeled after Rick’s old beat up cruiser, the spaceship lights up to create the illusion that Rick and Morty are hovering right above your laptop.

Ultra Rugged External Hard Drive

$95.00

The G-Technology ArmorATD is the ultra rugged external hard drive that was designed to take a beating. It features triple-layer shock resistance in addition to a rain- and dust-proof enclosure with a 1000lb crush rating – the perfect hard drive for all outdoorsmen.

Hidden Camera USB Wall Charger

$59.99

Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$259.99

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

Pet Butler Serving Vest

$7.99

Create some laughs at your best bud’s next birthday party by placing his actual gift inside this pet butler serving vest prank box. Each of the six sides comes printed with real graphics and jokes that are intended to make it look like a real product.

Whiskey Wedge Cup

$23.99

Help take the edge off after a stressful day by chilling your drink with the whiskey wedge. The wedge’s stylish shape gives your drink an aesthetically pleasing look while its large size melts slower than smaller ice cubes to help retain your drink’s full flavor.

Razer Tomahawk Gaming PC

Razer Tomahawk Gaming PC

$139.00

The Razor Tomahawk is the new standard in gaming PCs. It strays from previous models with a form designed around Intel’s NUC architecture, meaning it features the latest tech specs yet is modular enough to evolve with high-end PC performance.

Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$7.95

Keep your hungry doggy from overeating or finishing his food too fast by serving it on this slow feeder dog mat. This handy little mealtime accessory’s unique pattern helps promote fresh breath, healthy teeth, and gums by scraping bad bacteria from the tongue.

Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover

$14.95

Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you’re driving around town.

The Pet Stroller

$439.95

Give your fur baby a load-off while you’re out-and-about by having him hop inside the pet stroller. It features a tri-wheel design to provide stability along with a heavy-duty cabin with a spacious interior and a weight capacity of 110 pounds.

the nothing birthday card

The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.