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Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

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What if it happens. What if our worst fears are realized. If the Dead walk, the continuation of the human race will become a daily struggle. Are you prepared to protect and defend your family and friends. Your best chance lies in the Gerber Apocalypse Survival Kit, which Includes Gator Machete, Camp Axe II, Gator Machete Pro, Parang Machete, LMF II Infantry Fix Blade Knife, DMF Folding Tanto Blade Knife, Epic Drop Point Fixed Blade Knife, two machetes, one parang, and a hatchet all enclosed in a super durable canvas carrying case with reinforced stitching, the kit is compact and packable. To beat the uprising we must work together. We must arm ourselves and organize.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$12.05

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Sand & Snow Castle Building Set

$49.99

Easily transform any plain patch of sand or snow into an awe-inspiring structure using this castle building set. This fun six-piece set includes everything you’ll need in order to erect glorious castles that look like they took hours to construct.

Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

$59.99

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

Instant Hole Patching Tape

$12.88

If there’s a hole or crack that needs fixing and there’s water involved, this instant hole patching tape will solve all your problems. This almost-magical tape will patch, bond, seal, and repair virtually everything – even underwater!

RoWrite Smart Writing Pad

$99.99

Transferring handwritten notes to a digital format is more convenient than ever with the RoWrite writing pad. The pad comes with various built-in sensors that capture your every stroke so that whatever you write, you’ll be able to see as a digital copy on your smartphone.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$134.63

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

$25.00

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

Easy Log Splitting Axe

$199.97

Stockpile firewood in a fraction of the time with this easy log splitting axe at your side. The bold design of this tool shifts the center of mass to the side so that you generate rotational torque as you drive the axe downward in order to split the log using less force.

The Gift Of Nothing

$10.02

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

Glowing Starry String Lights

$4.99

Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.

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