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Money Filled Soap Bar

$16.99

If bribing is your thing, there’s no better way of getting junior to bathe than with money soap. This ingenious soap contains either a 1, 5, 10 or 20 dollar bill that becomes available once the soap is all used up – your kids will be begging you to let them shower and wash their hands.

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If you ever needed an incentive to wash your hands, this is it. The kids will be soaping up like there’s no tomorrow with this delightfully scented, translucent soap containing either a $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! Now that’s good clean money!

Huffy Electric Drifting Green Machine

$303.42

Make your little adrenaline junkie king of the road by getting him on the Huffy electric drifting green machine. It features an ultra durable steel frame and a push button throttle and hand brake that are designed to perform awesome drifting maneuvers.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$34.95

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

Premium Smart Meat Thermometer

$262.95

Ensure you never commit the mortal sin of overcooking your precious slab of meat by using this premium smart meat thermometer. It comes with four wireless probes that will monitor not only the internal meat temperature, but the external temperature as well.

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$24.99

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

MORFBOARD 2-In-1 Skate & Scooter

$96.99

Enjoy two modes of transportation for the price of one with the MORFBOARD 2-in-1 skate and scooter. The ingenious design allows you to quickly swap out certain components in order to morph your board from a skateboard to a trusty scooter.

Space Shuttle Blastoff Lamp

$46.31

Fill your future astronaut’s room with wonder and quaint ambient lighting using this awesomely designed space shuttle blastoff lamp. Standing at 11-inches, this eye-catching lamp will give any bedroom a relaxing red orange glow that won’t overpower the eyes.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Snow Traction Tire Socks

$66.76

Stay in control of your vehicle when the roads get icy with these snow traction tire socks. They’re inexpensive, machine washable, and are made up of a patented woven material that allows for extra traction at speeds of up to 25 mph.

Cooling Fan Jacket

$99.99

Who needs central AC when you can walk around with this cooling fan jacket? This innovative and functional piece is waterproof, anti-UV, breathable, and is fitted with 2 small fans which pump cool air into the interior so that you can remain nice and breezy throughout the day.

Zero F*cks Coins

$29.99

Now you can literally give a shit and/or a flying fuck with these Zero Fucks coins! Available in a variety of designs, there’s no better way to display how little you care than by flicking one of these insulting coins at someone.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.