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Passive Aggressive Notes
$11.69
Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.
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Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and frenemies! Pad is 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets. Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.
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