Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.
Learn about the realities of 19th-century pioneer life on The Oregon Trail – one of the most successful computer games of all time!
Choose your profession and your traveling companions, then set out on the trek from Independence, Missouri to Oregon’s WIllamette Valley circa 1848. Fill your covered wagon with supplies and prepare to cross rivers and mountain ranges along the way – hunting for food and trading for supplies as you go. Monitor your traveling pace, supplies and the health of your party closely to make sure everyone arrives safely and to avoid the dreaded message “You have died of dysentery.”
Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.
You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.
Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.
Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.
Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.
This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.