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The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$64.00

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

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Learn about the realities of 19th-century pioneer life on The Oregon Trail – one of the most successful computer games of all time!
Choose your profession and your traveling companions, then set out on the trek from Independence, Missouri to Oregon’s WIllamette Valley circa 1848. Fill your covered wagon with supplies and prepare to cross rivers and mountain ranges along the way – hunting for food and trading for supplies as you go. Monitor your traveling pace, supplies and the health of your party closely to make sure everyone arrives safely and to avoid the dreaded message “You have died of dysentery.”

P10 Gaming External Hard Drive

$79.99

Get quick access to your entire gaming library by storing it in the P10 gaming external hard drive. Purpose-built for gamers, this HDD will give your console or PC the performance-enhancing tools required to help you keep your competitive edge.

Cooling Fan Jacket

$99.99

Who needs central AC when you can walk around with this cooling fan jacket? This innovative and functional piece is waterproof, anti-UV, breathable, and is fitted with 2 small fans which pump cool air into the interior so that you can remain nice and breezy throughout the day.

Men’s Super Size Mask

$7.99

See what you’d look like if you ate fast food 24/7 by putting on this men’s super size mask. The mask covers the lower half of the face and is fitted with an elastic band so that you can easily put in on and take it off. It’s the perfect accessory for dozens of creative costumes.

Animal Sleeping Bags

$174.95

Do your next sleepover right by spending the entire night inside one of these animal sleeping bags. Made for adults up to 75″ tall, this cleverly designed sleeping bag will keep you warm and cozy while transforming you into a cute and cuddly stuffed animal.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$24.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

Bloody Footprints Floor Clings

$7.93

Terrify guests when they walk into your Halloween party by decorating your home with these eerie bloody footprint floor clings. They’re styled like realistic bloody footprints, hand prints, and an blood spatter that’ll make your home look like a gruesome crime scene.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,199.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

Scanmarker Digital Highlighter

$89.00

Increase your productivity by creating projects and reports in record time the Scanmarker digital highlighter. Simply slide this handheld scanning pen across a line of printed text and watch it appear instantly on your computer screen!

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$19.99

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$15.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.