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The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$57.99

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

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Learn about the realities of 19th-century pioneer life on The Oregon Trail – one of the most successful computer games of all time!
Choose your profession and your traveling companions, then set out on the trek from Independence, Missouri to Oregon’s WIllamette Valley circa 1848. Fill your covered wagon with supplies and prepare to cross rivers and mountain ranges along the way – hunting for food and trading for supplies as you go. Monitor your traveling pace, supplies and the health of your party closely to make sure everyone arrives safely and to avoid the dreaded message “You have died of dysentery.”

Smart Doggy Doorbell

$31.49

Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99

Proclaim yourself sheriff and restore order in the work place by arming yourself with the Model 1911 rubber band gun. This handmade walnut and hard maple semi-automatic piece sports an all-wood construction and can hold and fire up to six rubber bands.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$14.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

Bunk Bed Hammock

$119.95

Ensure you and your honey stay dry and bug free next time you go camping by bringing along this bunk bed hammock. Apart from keeping you off the hard ground, the clever design provides protection from rain, insects, and other critters that may be lurking.

Reyleo Rugged Outdoor Cooler

$92.97

The Reyleo rugged outdoor cooler is the ideal travel companion. This ultra durable cooler will retain ice for up to three days, making it ideal for camping trips, and features a solid bear-resistant construction that will stand up to years of use.

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Tree House Dome

$8,500.00

Slumber among the treetops like a creature of the forest inside this treehouse dome. This handmade 13-foot wide hangout that’s cozy as hell is also outfitted with multiple windows to keep it nice and breezy on the inside on hot days.

Telescoping Aluminum Ladder

$87.98

If you’re looking for a quality ladder that’s extremely portable you won’t find a better option than this telescoping aluminum ladder. It’s available in either a 12.5′ model or a 15.5′ model and can fold down to a compact and very portable 37″.

Monkey Face Orchid Seeds

$1.99

Give your garden some personality by growing these eye-catching monkey face orchids. With these flower seeds you’ll be able to fill your already lively garden with rare and alluring orchids that can bloom during any season and will make your yard the talk of the block.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,949.00

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

The Pimple Popping Game

$11.99

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$29.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$99.99

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.