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The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$67.99

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

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Learn about the realities of 19th-century pioneer life on The Oregon Trail – one of the most successful computer games of all time!
Choose your profession and your traveling companions, then set out on the trek from Independence, Missouri to Oregon’s WIllamette Valley circa 1848. Fill your covered wagon with supplies and prepare to cross rivers and mountain ranges along the way – hunting for food and trading for supplies as you go. Monitor your traveling pace, supplies and the health of your party closely to make sure everyone arrives safely and to avoid the dreaded message “You have died of dysentery.”

Faux Denim Pajama Pants

$24.99

Stay looking cool and stylish – even when you hit the hay – by jumping into a pair of these faux denim pajama pants. They’re made from 100% cotton and fitted with a stretchy elastic waistband to provide ultimate comfort while you slumber and lounge around the house.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$469.00

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$48.95

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

Baby Lobster Costume

$26.90

Something’s cooking in the kitchen and it’s deliciously adorable. The baby lobster costume is a two piece ensemble that’ll transform your tiny tot into an impossibly cute sea critter ideal for complementing your chef costume.

Unicorn Skeleton Lawn Decor

$74.99

If you’ve ever been curious about the anatomy of a unicorn wonder no more! This eye-catching plastic unicorn skeleton lawn decoration measures 3.5-feet long and will definitely help make your home look creepier than ever on All Hallows Eve.

Wooden Mechanical Mayan Wall Calendar

$37.05

Place a pre-Columbian spin on the way you keep track of the days by hanging up this wooden mechanical Mayan wall calendar. While it won’t predict the end world, this natural birch ply 73-piece 3D puzzle is perfect for keeping track of the date.

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Oversized Foosball Table

$15,500.00

Get the entire gang in on the fun by upgrading your puny foosball table to this oversized model. This man-cave must-have handcrafted from reclaimed wood allows you to play with nine other friends – five on each side – for the most epic foosball game of your life.

LED Bathroom Infinity Mirror

$319.99

Give your plain bathroom some added appeal by creating an amazing optical illusion using this LED infinity mirror. The LEDs can be set to one of eight vibrant colors and create a seemingly never-ending tunnel on the mirror’s surface when they come on.

Mt Fujiyama Beer Glass

$65.55

Pay homage to one of planet Earth’s most iconic landmarks by toasting with this Mt. Fujiyama beer glass. The design of this unique beer glass creates a golden Mount Fujiyama – where the foam mimic’s the mountain’s snow-capped peak.

Planet Plates

$27.27

Pay homage to our planetary neighbors while you chow down by using these colorful planet plates. Made from food-safe and FDA-approved materials, each vibrant plate depicts each of the planets in our solar system – except poor ol’ Pluto.

Demogorgon Inflatable Sprinkler

$119.99

No need to open up an unstable portal to The Upside Down in order to cool off in style with this Demogorgon inflatable sprinkler. This 6-foot tall Demogorgon will easily hook up to any standard garden hose and shoot out a refreshing stream of water from its face.