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Digital Laser Thermometer

$76.99

When you need a fast and reliable temperature reading this digital laser thermometer will come to your aid. This non-contact IR infrared thermometer comes with 9 built-in laser pointers to accurately measure temperatures between -58°F and 3272°F.

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Circular Laser Beams for Great Accuracy -With built in 9 laser pointers to accurately aim at instantly, this non-contact IR infrared thermometer only takes 0.25s to response, with precision accuracy down to +/- 2%, which is lower than the others. You’ll be able to get a more accurate temp measurement with BT-1800.

Life Size LEGO Bricks

$213.00

Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$20.24

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$135.00

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.99

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Everything Is Fucked

$22.84

From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.

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Customized Blacksmith Dice

$36.00

Why settle for plain old dice when you can game in style with these customized blacksmith dice? Each dice in the set is hand forged from iron – ensuring every dice is unique – and can customized with the initials of your choice making this the ideal gift for any serious gamer.

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Judy Emergency Disaster Kits

$125.00

These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.

Bike Handlebar Turn Signal Lights

$38.39

Avoid accidents while sharing the road by making your intentions clear to everyone using these bike handlebar turn signal lights. Shockproof and waterproof, they mount easily onto straight or curved handlebars so they can easily be spotted from behind.

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The Roto Wipe

$8.97

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,938.42

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

$39.99

Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

You’re The Bomb Hot Sauce

$24.99

Let that special someone know how you really feel about them by heating up their day with these “You’re The Bomb” hot sauces. This set of spicy and zesty sauces includes a jalapeño hot sauce, a garlic hot sauce, and a red heat sauce.