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Modular Raised Garden Bed

$95.94

Give your backyard a dash of flair by beautifying your property with these modular raised garden bed planters. These hexagonal garden beds are both UV and moisture-resistant and can be stacked on top of each other to create different heights.

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Give your backyard a dash of flair by beautifying your property with these modular raised garden bed planters.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.00

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

The Collapsible & Reusable Straw

$24.95

Clean, compact, and totally badass, the collapsible and easily transported FinalStraw is brilliantly designed for anyone who wants to rid their lives – and the planet – of single-use plastic. It’s BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$38.00

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

Mr. Meeseeks Dice & Dare Game

$27.99

If you have a problem that needs fixing but don’t know where to start, leave it to the Mr. Meeseeks dice and dare game. Players take turns drawing request cards, then roll the dice to see if the request if completed, if not they have to perform embarrassing dares.

Infinity Cube Fidget Toy

$8.95

Help relieve anxiety and stress during the workday by keeping your hands busy with the infinity cube fidget toy. This plastic cube comes outfitted with small hinges that let you effortlessly alter the shape of the cube single-handedly.

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$199.50

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$103.99

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

Thief Detection Kit

$39.95

With the thief detection kit at your disposal you’ll easily be able to catch a kleptomaniac housemate or coworker in the act. You’ll be able to coat your possessions in either a visible stain powder, or a UV-reactive invisible powder that’ll leave the thief red-handed.

Pie in The Face Battle Game

$37.85

Pie Face Showdown as so it’s called, makes two people put their face up to a splash window, and see who can mash their button the fastest. If the hand reaches all the way to their side, the hand will splash the pie in their face.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$85.00

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$72.76

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

Emergency Water Container

$34.95

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.