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Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

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It’s especially useful to brush the edge of the toilet . Just grab the handle and clean the toilet so easily. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or your friends.

Two Person Indoor Sauna

$2,678.89

Pamper yourself from the comfort of home by stepping into your very own two person indoor sauna. This relaxing oasis features a solid Canadian hemlock construction along with 6 infrared carbon heaters able to provide up to 141 degrees of warmth.

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Air Bazooka

$24.99

Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that will allow you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!

Calculus For Infants

$16.10

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

Car Windshield Ice Scraper

$9.49

This car windshield ice scraper is the essential winter-time tool no driver should be without. This ultra useful tool’s clever cone-shaped design allows you to move the scraper in any direction for quick and efficient scraping so you spend less time out in the cold.

Color Coded Dog Leashes

$24.99

Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Lithop Succulent Stone Plants

$11.99

These lithop succulent stone plants are ideal for anyone looking to add a natural touch to their yard without putting in a lot of hard work. These stone-like succulents feature amazingly vivid color schemes and require very little watering and constant care.

TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$65.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

Personal Cooling Mist System

$139.00

This personal cooling mist system will ensure you stay nice and fresh during scorching summer days. It features a lightweight and compact design that straps onto your torso to provide you with a refreshing and cooling mist when you need it most.

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Cat Paw Oven Mitts

$19.99

Bake up a storm in true cat person fashion by protecting your hands with these cute cat paw oven mitts. These adorable oven mitts will transform your hands into two giant cat paws that can resist temperatures as high as 480 degrees Fahrenheit.

The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed

$22.50

Turn yourself into an undisputed connoisseur of cannabis by plunging your nostrils into The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed. This whimsically illustrated book manages to cover over 4,000 years of weed history in just 22 pages with 20 scratch-and-sniff scents.

Push Up Training System

$89.95

Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.

Emergency Water Container

$34.95

No doomsday prepper should be without this emergency water container. When disaster strikes, you’ll have 100 gallons of fresh water to store in your bathtub that will last you up to four weeks. Now the only problem you’ll have is dealing with the collapse of civilization.