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Push Up Training System

$69.99

Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.

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Sick of doing a quadrillion reps of the same old repetitive exercises, repetitive exercises, repetitive exercises? Yep, us too!
Plug and Press in multiple pushup positions and angles like no other pushup product. Power Press Push Up is an innovative color-coded pushup board training system that strengthens and sculpts your entire upper body (chest, shoulders, back, and arms), while engaging your total core.
The easy-to-follow multiple color pushup positions target specific muscles and promote proper form, which is essential to strength training.

Butt Shaped Pillows

$99.00

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

Help uncover your genetic past from the comfort of home using the Ancestry DNA test kit. The test utilizes the latest autosomal testing technology from your submitted saliva sample to uncover your ethnic mix across 26 regions worldwide.

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Headwind Creating Machine

$299.99

Kick your home training into high gear by placing this headwind creating machine in front of your bike. Designed specifically for cyclists, it will automatically increase the fan speed as your heart rate goes up for an unrivaled training session.

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Creeping Thyme

$7.29

This gorgeous creeping thyme will make your yard look like something right out of a fairy tale. It has a bright purple-fuchsia hue that catches the eye and will add endless charm to your property, a must for any gardener or plant lover’s home.

Carolina Reaper Tortilla Chip

$25.25

Put your spice tolerance to the ultimate test by snacking on this Carolina Reaper tortilla chip. This hellishly spicy chip comes wrapped in a coffin shaped bag and is made using the incredibly hot Carolina Reaper pepper – said to be one of the hottest in the world.

Beard Christmas Ornaments

$26.07

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

Hidden 3D Labyrinth Puzzle

$21.90

Keep your brain active during your downtime by passing the time with this hidden 3D labyrinth puzzle. This seemingly run-of-the-mill cube lifts up to reveal a complex three-dimensional maze with 12 levels of difficulty.

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Music Reactive RGB LED Light

$44.99

Create a more immersive and interesting environment for all by adding this music-reactive RGB LED light into the mix. This Bluetooth-enabled accessory comes with intelligent noise filtering to maintain accurate rhythm as it adds to the room’s vibe.

The All-In-One Wet Shaving Kit

$69.97

The all-in-one wet shaving kit will transform your dull morning shaves into a daily ritual you’ll actually look forward to. Taking inspiration from the past, this kit includes a sleek razor, sandalwood shaving soap, a steel bowl, and a handy canvas carrying bag.

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

Waving Freddy Krueger Wiper Decal

$19.95

Pay homage to your favorite nightmare-inducing horror movie villain with this waving Freddy Krueger wiper decal. The decal is both UV resistant and waterproof and will make a hilarious addition to any horror movie buff’s vehicle.

The Pimple Popping Game

$15.20

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Retro Typewriter Style Keyboard

$89.99

Bring a little old school charm to your modern setup with this retro typewriter inspired mechanical keyboard. This water and dust resistant keyboard features typewriter style rounded keys with a chrome plated body and key caps.