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Push Up Training System
$89.95
Build the panty dropping chest, guns, and back muscles you’ve always dreamed off by working out with the push up training system. The specially color coded wooden board helps you keep proper form as you sculpt your body like Michelangelo.
Description
Sick of doing a quadrillion reps of the same old repetitive exercises, repetitive exercises, repetitive exercises? Yep, us too!
Plug and Press in multiple pushup positions and angles like no other pushup product. Power Press Push Up is an innovative color-coded pushup board training system that strengthens and sculpts your entire upper body (chest, shoulders, back, and arms), while engaging your total core.
The easy-to-follow multiple color pushup positions target specific muscles and promote proper form, which is essential to strength training.
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