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Rumpl Beer Blanket

$10.00

Ensure your icy cold brew remains just that way until the last drop by placing it inside the Rumpl beer blanket. This stain-proof insulated blanket helps your brew stay fresh while keeping your hands warm and dry and it can also be packed down for easy storage.

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COLD DRINKS, WARM HANDS. This is the ultimate in compressible, technical, beverage insulation. You should probably get at least two, because you should never drink alone and your friends will probably steal them. Comes with a tiny, attached stuff sack.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

$6.12

Don’t venture into another cesspool of filth – otherwise known as public bathrooms – without the public toilet survival kit. This handy kit includes everything you need to make it through the unpleasant ordeal without catching any weird and unwanted diseases.

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1200 Lumen Rover Mobile Task Light

$49.99

Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$49.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,674.15

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

The Cuddling Pillow

$49.00

Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.

Underground Dog House

$159.00

Ensure your furry friend stays happy and comfy when the temperature fluctuates throughout the seasons by providing him with the underground dog house. This weather-proof house’s unique design helps keep your pup warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

Glow In The Dark Pebbles

$12.95

Create a surreal nighttime environment in your yard using these glow in the dark pebbles. These all-weather pebbles emit a brilliant glow that’ll transform your backyard into a magical setting, making them ideal for any landscaping project.

Facial Hair Growth Supplement

$59.98

Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.

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The Roto Wipe

$8.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit

$223.98

Make your humble abode feel a little more magical by beautifying it using this fiber optic star ceiling kit. You’ll be able to transform any dull room into a star-studded out-of-this-world masterpiece that you can customize with your favorite color.

Air Terrarium

$499.99

Give any part of your home a hint of natural beauty by placing this air terrarium on display. Made of acrylic that’s 10 times stronger than glass, this self-contained automated ecosphere perfectly replicates the natural conditions and beauty of a tropical forest canopy.