Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.
Have you ever wanted to hatch your own Sea Monkeys but found it too expensive? Well, now you have a chance with this wonderful Prehistoric Creature Kit
Comes with everything necessary to grow your own fleet of sea Monkey. Just fill the glass bottle with water and follow the instructions.
Keep the enemies at bay during your next glorious NERF battle by arming yourself with the NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter blaster. Simply load the slim 8-dart vertical clip, aim, and pull the trigger to quickly unleash a flurry of darts on the enemy.
Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.
Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.
Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.
Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.
Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.