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Sea Monkeys Starter Kit

$7.79

Dogs and cats may be fun but they are also very messy. Enjoy the perks of having a pet with a fraction of the responsibility with this Sea Monkeys starter kit. The kit comes with hundreds of eggs that will let you start your very own and lively sea monkey colony.

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Have you ever wanted to hatch your own Sea Monkeys but found it too expensive? Well, now you have a chance with this wonderful Prehistoric Creature Kit
Comes with everything necessary to grow your own fleet of sea Monkey. Just fill the glass bottle with water and follow the instructions.

The Ultimate Back Roller

$59.95

Show your poor aching back a little love with the ultimate back roller. This ultra versatile and tough roller can hold up to 1,000 lbs and will help to free up tension, decrease anxiety, provide a soothing deep tissue back massage, and more!

NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter Blaster

$29.82

Keep the enemies at bay during your next glorious NERF battle by arming yourself with the NERF Zombie Strike Nailbiter blaster. Simply load the slim 8-dart vertical clip, aim, and pull the trigger to quickly unleash a flurry of darts on the enemy.

DC: Women Of Action

$3.26

Learn the real and fascinating history of some your favorite DC characters by reading DC: Women of Action. This brilliantly illustrated work profiles some of the fiercest, strongest, and most independent superheroines and female villains in the DC universe.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$16.96

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$9,280.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

$20.00

Why settle for those dainty flower scented soaps when you can lather up like the rugged outdoorsman you are with these gunpowder campfire whiskey soaps? This explosively awesome bar features a delightful yet testosterone-laden scent you’re sure to love.

Below Cabinet Kitchen Vacuum

$131.00

This below cabinet kitchen vacuum makes it remarkably easy to keep your kitchen floors immaculate. The vacuum installs discreetly under your kitchen cabinet without taking up any additional space, so you don’t have to bend over with a dustpan.

Lawn Zombie Decoration

$115.00

Zombify your lawn and disturb all your pesky neighbors with this lawn zombie decoration. Perfect for Halloween, the decoration will make it look like a hungry zombie is rising from his grave and making his way to the surface world to feast on some delicious braainnssss.

Apollo: VII – XVII Photography Book

$65.00

Feed your mind while also commemorating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing with the Apoll: VII – XVII photography book. The book is packed with tons of trivia as well as rare and historic pictures from the NASA photo records.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$12.05

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser

$5.88

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.

Wrap Around Sneakers

$89.00

Slip into these wrap around sneakers and the way you look at footwear will change forever. The lightweight design lets you wrap the shoes around your feet just like a bandage, instead of forcing them to conform to the shape of traditional shoe soles.

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