$19.99
Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
Made with 9 million Scoville unit chili extract, The Toe of Satan is quite possibly the hottest candy on the planet! It may even be one of the most difficult candies to make. This extract requires us to use extreme caution,(and a little stupidity) to hand pour each lollipop.
EXTREMELY SPICY: This satanic sucker is made from a special “hellfire” chili extract that has a Scoville heat unit rating of 9 million—that’s 900 times hotter than a jalapeño and hotter than the hottest pepper on the planet! So be careful: this is a food for serious spice gladiators only.
DO YOU DARE?: If you’re hell-bent on heat, try the Toe of Satan Challenge: keep the sucker in your mouth for five merciless minutes. It’s guaranteed to turn your mouth into a lake of fire.
MADE FROM WORLD RECORD CAROLINA REAPERS: The Toe of Satan is one of the spiciest candies on Earth or in hell. Instead of the delayed burn from hot peppers, this demonic delight sizzles as soon as it hits your tongue. That burn you feel is the “hellfire” chili extract, which has the insanely high Scoville rating of 9 million units! For comparison, that’s over four times hotter than a Carolina Reaper, the former record-holder for the world’s hottest pepper.
BRAGGING RIGHTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS: If you can’t get enough brimstone in your diet, challenge yourself and a friend to the Toe of Satan challenge. In order to achieve bragging rights, you must keep the sucker in your mouth for five fiery minutes without spitting. Trust us, five minutes is going to seem like an eternity.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION: We sincerely mean it when we say that you should approach this sucker with caution. Keep it away from children and pets, and make sure you have milk or ice cream handy before venturing into the netherworld.
Lady luck won’t make you rich but with the shot glass roulette you can count on her to get you violently drunk. With sixteen full shot glasses at your disposal, it won’t matter whether what number or color you spin, the result is always the same – inebriation!
Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.
If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space
Keep a watchful eye on babysitters, contractors, housekeepers, or just anyone who enters your home by discreetly recording them using this AC adapter hidden spy camera. This motion activated camera records 720×480 HD Video at 30 FPS using an SD card.
Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.
Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.
Hit your liver with a double dose of the good stuff by making crazy concoctions using these twister shot glasses. Each one of the five shot glasses in the set comes with a glass divider so that you can easily pour two different spirits without them mixing.
Quit wasting your time with antiquated fruits and veggies – now you can inhale your vitamins with these vape cartridges! These nicotine and calorie-free cartridges deliver a healthy dose of B12 to your bloodstream in mere seconds.
Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.
Add a visually compelling element to any room by keeping it breezy with the Kichler Terna vertical blade ceiling fan. The intrepid design swaps out traditional horizontal blades for these modern and sleek vertical blades that will surely turn heads.
Exponentially increase your productivity when you upgrade your workstation with this massive 49″ ultra wide monitor from LG. Unveiled at CES, LG’s newst monitor features a 32:9 aspect ratio curved screen and a pixel count of 5120 x 1440.