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Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$24.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.

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Each 100 calorie square contains 5g of plant-based protein, 36 essential nutrients, along with probiotics. Each square is also bursting with flavors you’ll love so you don’t have to trade off taste for nutrition. The texture is soft, chewy, and mess-free. It’s easy to keep in your pockets and enjoy on the go, at your desk, or while out and about.

Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade

$69.99

Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these life size hidden blades are officially licensed.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$28.98

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$97.26

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

Steamship Steam Lid

$9.51

Add a whimsical twist to your mundane cooking routine by covering your pots with this steamship steam lid. The imaginative design of this 10″ diameter heavy-duty food-safe silicone lid makes it look like a tiny steamship is gently making its way across a sea of blue.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$29.95

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$12.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

Kichler Terna Vertical Blade Ceiling Fan

$319.20

Add a visually compelling element to any room by keeping it breezy with the Kichler Terna vertical blade ceiling fan. The intrepid design swaps out traditional horizontal blades for these modern and sleek vertical blades that will surely turn heads.

Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Giant Flying Millennium Falcon Drone

$99.99

Now you can fly the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. A version 1/100th the size, sure, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. With its LED lights and iconic sounds, you’ll be roaring like a Wookiee in no time!

Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

$19.54

Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.

Dog Leotards

$45.99

Keep your precious pooch from shedding all over your home by dressing him up in one of these snazzy dog leotards. They’re lightweight, breathable, and are available in a range of sizes and colors so that you can find the one that’s perfect for your canine.

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