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Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$30.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.

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Each 100 calorie square contains 5g of plant-based protein, 36 essential nutrients, along with probiotics. Each square is also bursting with flavors you’ll love so you don’t have to trade off taste for nutrition. The texture is soft, chewy, and mess-free. It’s easy to keep in your pockets and enjoy on the go, at your desk, or while out and about.

Lithop Succulent Stone Plants

$11.99

These lithop succulent stone plants are ideal for anyone looking to add a natural touch to their yard without putting in a lot of hard work. These stone-like succulents feature amazingly vivid color schemes and require very little watering and constant care.

Exposed Gears Skeleton Watches

$1.00

Class up any outfit you throw on by topping it off with one of these exposed gears skeleton watches. These exquisite timepieces are accented with an elegant leather band and boast a skeletonized design that gives you a front-row view to the watch’s inner workings.

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$300.00

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

Carbon Fiber Wallet

$85.00

Keep your cash and ID safe from the outside world by placing them in the RFID blocking carbon fiber wallet. The introduction of CF-Lex technology allows carbon fiber to be bent and reformed into this sleek and ultra durable wallet that is three times stronger than steel.

Philips Hue Lightbar

$159.99

Instantly give any part of your home a unique and alluring ambiance with this Philips Hue Lightbar. It features a slim profile that will fit just about anywhere and gives you access to over 16 million colors that you can easily control through voice commands.

Beard Christmas Ornaments

$29.35

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle & Stress Balls

$19.99

Get the relief you need by grabbing a hold of some LoveBalls. Crafted from silicone, this testicle shaped anxiety relief and hot water bottle can be heated or cooled to provide soothing relief while the soft and squishy testicles will work wonders to take the edge off.

Sawback Tactical Bowie Knife

$9.99

Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.

Survival Prepper Subscription Box

$27.99

If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.

Rambo Bowie Tactical Survival Knife

$29.95

Slice through any thing that comes you way in the wild by arming yourself with this Rambo Bowie tactical survival knife. This massive fixed blade full tang knife features real wooden handle along with a 10.25″ 440 stainless steel blade.