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Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars

$30.00

These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.

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Each 100 calorie square contains 5g of plant-based protein, 36 essential nutrients, along with probiotics. Each square is also bursting with flavors you’ll love so you don’t have to trade off taste for nutrition. The texture is soft, chewy, and mess-free. It’s easy to keep in your pockets and enjoy on the go, at your desk, or while out and about.

Emergency Snack Kit

$29.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

The Bubble Tent

$1,452.99

Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$10.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$39.99

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

Snail Jelly Face Mask

$24.95

Get the young, radiant, and slimy looking skin you’ve always yearned for by using these snail jelly masks. Each mask comes coated with real snail secretion, which has been known to have a variety of regenerative effects on the skin.

Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder

$51.00

Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.

The Toilet Timer

$14.99

The Toilet Timer is for poo-crastinators. Born on Kickstarter, this is a unique sand timer that runs for just about five minutes. Help your loved one do their business and get back to the people they are trying to avoid.

Stone Fire Bowl

$109.99

Bring harmony and serenity to your backyard by creating some calming ambient lighting using this stone fire bowl. The bowl is fueled by small cans of a special gel that will create a small seven inch tall flame that remains lit for roughly 3 hours.

Indoor Cat Tree House

$111.95

Treat your beloved kitty cat to an exhilarating outdoor climbing experience without having to leave the safety of home with this tree shaped cat condo. Each perch in this quaint little tree comes with adjustable perches and a lush green canopy that your cat can use as cover.

Sparking Heel Skate Wheels

$35.64

Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.

19 in 1 Pistol Multitool

19-in-1 Pistol Multitool

$39.99

This 19-in-1 pistol multitool should be in every gun owner’s toolbox. This extremely versatile tool comes loaded with every tool you could possibly need to take down, build up, adjust, and maintain all of your firearms.

Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster

$19.54

Make driving around with your baby bump less uncomfortable for all involved with this pregnancy car seat belt adjuster. This handy device makes the belt sit across your thighs, rather than over your ever-growing belly.