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Soylent Squared Nutritional Bars
$30.00
These Soylent Squared nutritional bars are not only good for you but good for the planet as well – and best of all, they’re still not made from people. Each perfectly portioned bar contains 36 essential nutrients and is only 100 kcal per serving.
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Each 100 calorie square contains 5g of plant-based protein, 36 essential nutrients, along with probiotics. Each square is also bursting with flavors you’ll love so you don’t have to trade off taste for nutrition. The texture is soft, chewy, and mess-free. It’s easy to keep in your pockets and enjoy on the go, at your desk, or while out and about.
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Nerf Sniper Rifle
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Moving Ink Blot Masks
$29.95If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$249.99Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Emergency Snack Kit
$29.99Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.
The Bubble Tent
$1,452.99Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
$10.99Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.
Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker
$39.99Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.
Snail Jelly Face Mask
$24.95Get the young, radiant, and slimy looking skin you’ve always yearned for by using these snail jelly masks. Each mask comes coated with real snail secretion, which has been known to have a variety of regenerative effects on the skin.
Army Man Bazooka Wine Bottle Holder
$51.00Bring attention to your prized bottle of vino by placing it on this army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Styled like a classic green army man toy, the clever design will make your bottle of fine wine look like a boozy missile that is just waiting to be fired.
The Toilet Timer
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Stone Fire Bowl
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Indoor Cat Tree House
$111.95Treat your beloved kitty cat to an exhilarating outdoor climbing experience without having to leave the safety of home with this tree shaped cat condo. Each perch in this quaint little tree comes with adjustable perches and a lush green canopy that your cat can use as cover.
Sparking Heel Skate Wheels
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19-in-1 Pistol Multitool
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Pregancy Car Seat Belt Adjuster
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