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Steampunk Vacuum Tube Flash Drive

$39.00

Why save your documents on a plain old USB when you can do so on this outstanding steampunk vacuum tube flash drive instead? Originally crafted in the USSR, this vacuum tube has been converted into a fully functional flash drive capable of supporting both Macs and PCs.

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Description

Steampunk/Industrial modified USB flash drive. Real copper results in a great texture with beautiful oxidation.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$199.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

The Snow Skateboard

$189.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$123.99

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread

$898.99

Winter is coming – ensure you are warm and toasty when the temperature dips by getting under this faux wolf fur bedspread. This luxurious bedspread is crafted entirely from animal friendly faux fur and is given unique style accents to create a realistic appearance.

Emergency Breathing System

$18.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

Mechanical Paper Airplane Launcher Kit

$37.90

Watch your paper airplanes soar further than ever before by getting them air-bound using this mechanical paper airplane launcher kit. The kit includes 198 pieces and 2 paper airplanes plus a glider so that you can launch them once you put everything together.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Samsung Wall Blending QLED TV

$5,498.00

Treat your eyes to a visual masterpiece of brilliant color and crisp imagery every time you watch TV by upgrading to the Samsung wall blending QLED TV. It features an innovative ambient mode designed to blend in seamlessly to your home’s decor.

World’s Smallest Stun Gun

$20.03

Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

Jumbo Bean Bag Chair

$389.99

Turn a day of lounging around your house into paradise by plopping down onto this jumbo bean bag chair. It’s big enough to accommodate up to three people and comes with a dual layer design so you can easily remove the micro suede cover for cleaning.

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

$6.79

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.