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Steampunk Vacuum Tube Flash Drive
$35.00
Why save your documents on a plain old USB when you can do so on this outstanding steampunk vacuum tube flash drive instead? Originally crafted in the USSR, this vacuum tube has been converted into a fully functional flash drive capable of supporting both Macs and PCs.
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Steampunk/Industrial modified USB flash drive. Real copper results in a great texture with beautiful oxidation.
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Salt Firing Shotgun
$91.95Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!
Dual Jet Bath Spa
$69.99Instantly transform your simple tub into a five star delight using the dual jet bath spa. This attachment fits all standard tubs and features adjustable jets and nozzles to create an enthralling whirlpool experience that’ll leave you fully relaxed.
Reflective Fire Glass
$49.95Make your next bonfire look like fucking sorcery by incorporating some reflective fire glass into the mix. Apart from giving your fire an other-worldly appearance, the glass pieces provide hours of heat long after you turn the gas off.
Star Wars Death Star Tent
$294.89Keep it geeky while you rough it outdoors by seeking shelter in this Star Wars Death Star tent. It can comfortably sleep three and is styled like the Empire’s iconic planet-destroying weapon – making it ideal for any Star Wars fanatic who loves the great outdoors.
Cat Face Massager
$8.50Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.
World Champion Dick Trophy
$6.99Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
Scratch Art Rainbow Mini Notes
$12.99Make your memos stand out by giving them a colorful and artsy twist with these scratch art rainbow mini notes. Simply scratch away the matte back coating using the wooden stylus to reveal the colorful rainbow design underneath.
Car Interior Lighting Kit
$29.99Give your whip a futuristic appearance with this car interior lighting kit. The kit includes four specially designed ultra bright LEDs that light up to give your car’s interior an out of this world neon blue glow that is bound to turn heads wherever you drive.
Personalized Your Face In A Jar
$19.00Make your home a creepier place for those who visit, by leaving them uneasy with this personalized jar of your face. This disturbing piece of decor makes it appear like your head has been severed and stuffed into a mason jar.
Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter
$79.98Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.
Vortex Optical Illusion Rug
$6.66Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!
Hammer Handle Pocket Slingshot
$99.99Shoot further and more accurately than ever before by decimating your target with the hammer handle pocket slingshot. The clever design combines the firing speed of the pocket slingshot with the control and precision of a traditional slingshot so you always hit your mark.
Coffee Table Aquarium
$1,104.59No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
Quartz Crystal Dicks
$39.90Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!