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Swarovski Crystal Yoda

$190.00

Bring some class and elegance to your geeky collection with this magnificent little Swarovski crystal Yoda. The iconic and powerful Jedi master is artfully recreated from sparkling and brilliantly colored Swarovski crystal with 291 facets.

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The Star Wars galaxy meets sparkling Swarovski crystal. Continuing our Star Wars collection, this Master Yoda design is a must for collectors. One of the oldest characters in the saga, he is crafted with 291 facets and rests on a cane made of metal with brown varnish.

Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend

$19.95

Watch the Force in action by placing your literary collection on this Star Wars Yoda metal bookend. The clever design creates the illusion that the pint-sized Jedi master is using nothing but the Force to hold up your books.

Workaholics Bear Coat

$165.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.00

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

The Mix As You Eat Portable Cereal Cup

$20.00

With the mix as you eat portable cereal cup you’ll be able to chow down on your favorite cereal virtually anywhere you go. The cup’s clever design keeps the milk and cereal separated until they hit your mouth – keeping it nice and crunchy.

The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear

$10.13

Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Two Person Umbrella

$65.00

Your romantic night doesn’t have to come to an end just because of a little rain – the two person umbrella will allow you and your date to stay dry while also facilitating you to get in each others comfort zone… making the two person umbrella the ultimate wingman.

Carnivore Club Gift Box

$49.99

Make the red-blooded meat lover in your life salivate with this Carnivore Club gift box. This premium package comes filled with over two pounds of exquisite cuts such as country cured bacon, ham, Mangalista ham and country ham slices – yum!

Luxury Computerized Steam Shower Sauna

$12,990.00

Enjoy a first-class spa experience from the comfort of your own bathroom by upgrading to this luxury computerized steam shower sauna. Apart from a refreshing shower you’ll be able to enjoy a world class steam and even a hydro massage bath.

Remote Control Jeep Wrangler

$388.34

While other dinky toys get stuck in mere grass, the R/C Jeep Wrangler trudges through the toughest conditions mother nature throws its way. This scaled down Jeep Wrangler brings all the fun of a real Jeep without requiring a driver’s license to operate it.

MORFBOARD 2-In-1 Skate & Scooter

$96.99

Enjoy two modes of transportation for the price of one with the MORFBOARD 2-in-1 skate and scooter. The ingenious design allows you to quickly swap out certain components in order to morph your board from a skateboard to a trusty scooter.

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

$499.00

Ensure you get the day started off on the right foot – even if you’re not a morning person – with the coffee brewing alarm clock. Every day you’ll awaken to the glorious aroma of roasted beans being freshly brewed into a piping hot cup of coffee to get your day going.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.