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Swarovski Crystal Yoda

$190.00

Bring some class and elegance to your geeky collection with this magnificent little Swarovski crystal Yoda. The iconic and powerful Jedi master is artfully recreated from sparkling and brilliantly colored Swarovski crystal with 291 facets.

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The Star Wars galaxy meets sparkling Swarovski crystal. Continuing our Star Wars collection, this Master Yoda design is a must for collectors. One of the oldest characters in the saga, he is crafted with 291 facets and rests on a cane made of metal with brown varnish.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

$49.95

Avoid looking like Bigfoot when you take off your shirt in public by manscaping with this DIY back/body shaver. It features a long handle to tackle those hard-to-reach places and features patented blade cartridges designed to minimize the risk of cutting yourself.

Taco Sleeping Bag Blanket

$31.95

Take your love of tacos to the next level by snuggling up in this ultra comfy taco sleeping bag blanket. It’s made from a super soft fleece-like polyester, is machine washable, and is designed like a giant and taco that will make you the envy of everyone at the sleepover.

Heat Reactive Space Invaders Coffee Mug

$20.99

Kick it old school while your get your daily caffeine fix by sipping your brew from this neat heat reactive Space Invaders coffee mug. When you pour hot liquid into this mug, the graphic on the mug comes alive to depict a classic Space Invaders arcade level.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

Cat Face Massager

$8.50

Ensure your feline friend remains looking as youthful as ever by improving their facial lines with this cat face massager. Three groups of strategically placed rollers massage the face in three phases while relaxing muscles and tightening the skin.

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$169.50

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$22.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.99

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

Tactical Self Defense Pen

$26.18

Be prepared for anything the world throws your way with the tactical self defense pen in your pocket. Apart from its patented waterproof ink, the pen features a glass breaker, handcuff key, and even a self defense tool that collects an attacker’s DNA sample.

Evapolar Personal Air Conditioner

$109.00

Improve your comfort and air quality simultaneously using the Evapolar personal air conditioner. Apart from spreading air evenly throughout your personal area, this compact unit humidifies and purifies the air around you while cooling it up to 15 degrees.

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$47.39

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.