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World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$38.00

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

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This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

USB Kill Stick

$99.99

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Game Driven RGB Lighting PC Speakers

$359.99

Enhance your viewing experience with these game driven RGB lighting PC speakers. Each of the two compact speakers come with built-in RGB LEDs that project a dynamic glow of light based on what’s playing on your screen.

The Shark Bite Game

$28.31

The Shark Bite game is sure to keep the kiddos on the edge of their seats during your next game night. Designed for 2 to 4 players, each player must try and snag a fish from the shark’s open mouth before he jumps up and the fish are gone for good.

The Spinal Decompression System

$32.99

Relieve lower back pain using this spinal decompression system. Simply place the harness loops over any doorway pull-up bar, wrap the apparatus around your torso, and let your body hang to achieve up to a 25% increase in disc space.

Six Pack Abs Training

$314.99

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger.

Personal Cooling Mist System

$139.00

This personal cooling mist system will ensure you stay nice and fresh during scorching summer days. It features a lightweight and compact design that straps onto your torso to provide you with a refreshing and cooling mist when you need it most.

Rick And Morty Light Up Portal Gun

$26.00

Escape dimension C-137 with this perfect replica of Rick’s portal gun. Visit the ruined Cronenberg World, take a trip to Buttworld, systematically dismantle the Council of Ricks; with this device your imagination is the only limit!

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$14.50

Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.

National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation Village

$160.00

Celebrate the holidays Griswold style by placing this National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation village on display. It depicts iconic and hilarious scenes from the beloved holiday flick such as Clark’s electrocution and cousin Eddie emptying the shitter.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure

$16.66

Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.

Personalized Face Stickers

$15.99

Customize all your possessions by plastering your beautiful mug all over them using these personalized face stickers. They’re made from high quality matte vinyl and are both microwave and dishwasher safe, meaning you can stick them on virtually anything.